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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
The arrogant math teacher finally ate a slice of humble pi.
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People have been asking what I'm doing in 3 years. Guys, please, I don't have 2020 vision.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
If you put a shampoo like product on a violin, does that make it a classical conditioner?Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Originally posted by NEWI Badger Fan View PostI love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day.Uncle Mickey: July 23, 1950-July 22, 2003
WRPI, 91.5 FM...usually color commentary.
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Nun: Of course I want to be in the heavens with you, but I do miss being Mother Superior.
God: Everything is a trade-off, Nun of the Above.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
some people are ridiculously competitive.
"My son is a really good lad."
-- well, my son is even ladder!
"My son is the laddest of all!""Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
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Gaston is the winner of the No Belle prize.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
We've established on a previous thread that Sir Cumference was the roundest knight at King Arthur's Table, and that he got his shape from too much pi,
But what I really want to know is, did he retire after the injury to his radius?Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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