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  • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    I used to hate math, then realized decimals had a point.

    And..

    We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
    The students' motto: Divide and conquer!!
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    • Originally posted by joecct View Post
      The students' motto: Divide and conquer!!
      And subtract them one by one?
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      • I saw you looking at those shoes, so I bought you a pear.
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        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

          The arrogant math teacher finally ate a slice of humble pi.

          The math teacher was a good dancer- he had algorithm.
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          • People have been asking what I'm doing in 3 years. Guys, please, I don't have 2020 vision.
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            • Ever since I started sleeping at night in a tupperware container, I wake up feeling much fresher.

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              • I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day.

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                • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                  If you put a shampoo like product on a violin, does that make it a classical conditioner?
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                  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    Originally posted by NEWI Badger Fan View Post
                    I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day.
                    Just when you think you're going to rise above, here comes gravity to pull you back down.
                    Uncle Mickey: July 23, 1950-July 22, 2003

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                    • I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something
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                      • Nun: Of course I want to be in the heavens with you, but I do miss being Mother Superior.
                        God: Everything is a trade-off, Nun of the Above.
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                        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          some people are ridiculously competitive.

                          "My son is a really good lad."
                          -- well, my son is even ladder!
                          "My son is the laddest of all!"
                          "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

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                          • Gaston is the winner of the No Belle prize.
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                            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              Apple & Google have teamed up for the newest collaborative VR head device.

                              They're calling it iGoogles.



                              Hey whaddya expect? I'm not getting paid for this

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                              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                                We've established on a previous thread that Sir Cumference was the roundest knight at King Arthur's Table, and that he got his shape from too much pi,

                                But what I really want to know is, did he retire after the injury to his radius?
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