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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Hey, are you single?
No, I'm plural.
I meant, are you free this Friday?
No, I'm expensive.
Hey, are you single?
No, I'm plural.
I meant, are you free this Friday?
No, I'm expensive.
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If you believe in telekinesis, please raise my hand.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I was once friends with a subliminal underwear advertiser, but only briefly.Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View PostComment
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Rick Astley said you could borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one.
He's never gonna give you Up.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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I went fishing for the halibut.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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When fish get sick, do they see a sturgeon?Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View PostCCT '77 & '78
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I want to live forever. So far, so good.Comment
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
As I was finishing the final course of brick on my beautifully level front yard brick wall one late afternoon, I noticed my neighbor thoughtfully looking over my work. For an hour, he never moved. Finally, he gathered himself, walked up to me and said, "good evening!"Comment
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Let's ask the grouper what they think.Originally posted by joecct View PostFacebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Yep let's sea river they lake it or not. Will we conduct a fishing pole?Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View PostLast edited by owslachief; 09-06-2016, 01:18 PM.Comment
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Of your pet Nauga hid on the couch, would you ever find it?CCT '77 & '78
4 kids
5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.Comment
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
You're all talking out of your bass.Originally posted by owslachief View PostThe preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.
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I knew this Pastafarian doctor who served in an Army M*A*S*H unit. Talk about a meatball surgeon.The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.
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If tomatoes are fruit is ketchup a smoothie?The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.
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I flounder for a proper response.Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View PostThe preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.
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