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  • Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
    Don't be too hard on yourself. After all, to err is hunam.
    Did General Tso say that?
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    - Benjamin Franklin

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    • Parasite (N): what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
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      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
        Parasite (N): what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
        Next you'll be telling me my paradigm is $0.20.
        The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

          What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

          One's heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            Originally posted by joecct View Post
            I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.
            What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
            Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

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            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              I combined all of my wrist watches to make a belt. It's a complete waist of time!
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              • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
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                • Employee: how about this one?
                  Psychic: That's too small.
                  Employee: How can you tell? You haven't tried it on.
                  Psychic: I'm a medium.
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                  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                    Employee: how about this one?
                    Psychic: That's too small.
                    Employee: How can you tell? You haven't tried it on.
                    Psychic: I'm a medium.
                    Did you hear about the midget psychic that escaped from prison?

                    There's a small medium at large.
                    Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

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                    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      My review of the sun: one star.
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                      • Water: hey oil, want to hang out?
                        Oil: I can't mix with you.
                        Water: Hydrophobe!
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                        • You thought this post would be funny? I'm a frayed knot.
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                          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                            My Chinese-American neighbor was recently honored as "Person of the Year" by the accounts receivable department: "Bill Ng represents everything we stand for" read his plaque.
                            "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                            "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                            "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                            "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              With Brexit being a success, what's next? Departugual? Italeave? Byegium? Czechout?

                              And when all is said and done in the EU, will all that's left be Germlonely? Or is that Remania?
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                              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                                Monty Python fans will understand this one:

                                I used to be a knight like you, then I took a shrubbery to the Ni.
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