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  • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    Hey Joe, I was looking at this X-ray of your upper arm, and I found this humerus.
    But I have a big radius.
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    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

      She does everything at full speed.

      He does everything half-fast.
      "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

      "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

      "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

      "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        David lost his ID, so now we just call him Dave.
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        • I was fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
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          • A: What are you planting?
            B: The seed of doubt.
            A: That's the worst idea ever.
            A: Or is it the best?
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            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
              CCT '77 & '78
              4 kids
              5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
              1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

              ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
              - Benjamin Franklin

              Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.
                CCT '77 & '78
                4 kids
                5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                - Benjamin Franklin

                Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                  Recently, I was in an airport and overheard some people who were picking up someone arriving from Anchorage.

                  "Juneau what flight she was on?" asked one.
                  "I don't know, but Alaska employee."
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                  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                    A: What are you planting?
                    B: The seed of doubt.
                    A: That's the worst idea ever.
                    A: Or is it the best?
                    Seen on a T-shirt: "I used to be undecided, but now I'm not so sure..."
                    "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                    "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                    "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                    "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                    • Some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo today. It's otter chaos.
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                      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                        Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                        Some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo today. It's otter chaos.
                        That's a whale of a story! Did they have to seal off the area to catch them?

                        and what porpoise did it serve?
                        "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                        "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                        "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                        "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                        • Be sure to pay your exorcist. Otherwise, you get repossessed.
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                          • A book fell on my head. I blame my shelf.
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                            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              No matter how many manners and actions of chivalry you teach, German children will always be kinder.

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                              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                                Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                                A book fell on my head. I blame my shelf.
                                Don't be too hard on yourself. After all, to err is hunam.
                                "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                                "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                                "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                                "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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