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  • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    Your roots are imaginary.
    Negative. The call me Jzero.
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    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

      Originally posted by joecct View Post
      Negative. The call me Jzero.
      Stop being irrational.
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      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
        Stop being irrational.
        I can't be. I'm in my prime!
        CCT '77 & '78
        4 kids
        5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
        1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

        ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
        - Benjamin Franklin

        Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

        I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

          Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
          Stop being irrational.
          Get real.
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          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            Originally posted by joecct View Post
            I can't be. I'm in my prime!
            A composite look at your life says otherwise.
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            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
              A composite look at your life says otherwise.
              Checkmate!

              Well played sir!
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              4 kids
              5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
              1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

              ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
              - Benjamin Franklin

              Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                Originally posted by joecct View Post
                Checkmate!

                Well played sir!
                We committed math murder today.

                Speaking of math... it should know that I'm not a therapist, and it should solve its own problems.
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                • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                  Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                  We committed math murder today.
                  What time is your arraynment?
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                  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
                    What time is your arraynment?
                    3:14?
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                    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      Wrong time to ask if a compass, a protractor, and a ruler could be considered weapons of math instruction?
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                      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                        Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                        Wrong time to ask if a compass, a protractor, and a ruler could be considered weapons of math instruction?
                        A calculator could be considered one too.
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                        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          This one courtesy of Cindy Adams,

                          I hear that CSPAN and Home Shopping Network plan a merger. That way you can buy a politician's vote without having to leave home.
                          "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                          "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                          "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                          "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                            very good. I expect that is the longest pun string ever.
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                            Yeah, but you're my favorite hag.

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                            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              Not sure if this is a pun, but I'm putting it here.

                              Everyone told Vincent Van Gogh "you only have one ear. You cannot be a great artist." You know what he said? "I can't hear you."
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                              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                                I say it's easy to pick out the blind man at the nudist colony. It's not hard.

                                They found a hole in the fence down at the nudist colony. The cops are looking into it.
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