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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
He wears glasses during math because it helps division.
He wears glasses during math because it helps division.
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I know of someone who once worked in his family business: they ran funeral homes. he had to leave, though, too many plots."Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
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"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I heard he got out of it because it was dying business.Originally posted by FreshFish View PostUncle Mickey: July 23, 1950-July 22, 2003
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
People were dying to meet them, but business was always dead.The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.
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I was robbed recently. They took everything except my soap, deodorant, shower gels, and towels. Dirty thieves.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I recently started reading "A History of Glue." I can't put it down.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir
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I don't always listen to Metallica, but when I do, nothing else matters.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
A Mexican magician says he can make himself disappear on the count of three. "Uno, dos..." *poof*
He disappeared without a tres.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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"I was once anti-biotic. But lately I've been more pro-biotic after reading more about their culture."- Neil deGrasse TysonFacebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?Comment
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If you're dating someone that doesn't like Star Wars, you're looking for love in Alderaan places.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Shouldn't that be "... you're wookie for love in Alderaan places"?Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
(Sincere apologies to Mickey Gilley.)The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
On the train, there are ads encouraging people to buy diamonds to give as presents.
One of them originally said "FOR THE MILESTONES IN YOUR LIFE" (the ad was all upper-case, essential to the joke).
Someone had whited out the upper two horizontal strokes in the first "E" so it read as a second "L" instead...."Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdomComment
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