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  • #106
    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    A family had two siblings enter religious vocations, a sister and a brother. So if she becomes a nun and he becomes a priest, should the sister call her brother Father?

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    • #107
      Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

      Originally posted by Tiggsy View Post
      A family had two siblings enter religious vocations, a sister and a brother. So if she becomes a nun and he becomes a priest, should the sister call her brother Father?
      and what happens if the sister becomes the leader of her convent? does her brother / Father call his sister Mother Superior?
      "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

      "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

      "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

      "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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      • #108
        Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        Today, I asked my librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat.

        She said it rang a bell, but wasn't sure if it was there or not.
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        • #109
          Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

          curlers get to throw rocks at houses
          CCT '77 & '78
          4 kids
          8 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18, TJL 1/22, BRL 6/23, NDL 2/24)
          2 granddaughters (EML 4/18, LCL 5/20)

          ?€Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.?€
          - Benjamin Franklin

          Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

          I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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          • #110
            Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            Someone told me to stop singing "Wonderwall." I said maybe...
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            • #111
              Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              "I don't like your tone, mister!"

              And that's how the shootout at the OK Chorale started.
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              • #112
                Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                "I don't like your tone, mister!"

                And that's how the shootout at the OK Chorale started.
                Somebody has this bass ackwards and will get into a lot of treble because of it!
                CCT '77 & '78
                4 kids
                8 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18, TJL 1/22, BRL 6/23, NDL 2/24)
                2 granddaughters (EML 4/18, LCL 5/20)

                ?€Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.?€
                - Benjamin Franklin

                Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                • #113
                  Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                  Originally posted by joecct View Post
                  Somebody has this bass ackwards and will get into a lot of treble because of it!

                  no doubt there will be some who dislike the tenor of your remark.
                  "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                  "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                  "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                  "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                  • #114
                    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
                    no doubt there will be some who dislike the tenor of your remark.
                    My alto ego disclaims all responsibility.
                    CCT '77 & '78
                    4 kids
                    8 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18, TJL 1/22, BRL 6/23, NDL 2/24)
                    2 granddaughters (EML 4/18, LCL 5/20)

                    ?€Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.?€
                    - Benjamin Franklin

                    Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                    I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                    • #115
                      Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      Originally posted by joecct View Post
                      My alto ego disclaims all responsibility.
                      Oh, go jump off a cleff.
                      The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

                      North Dakota Hockey:

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                      • #116
                        Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                        Oh, go jump off a cleff.
                        But I'd be squished flat upon sharp objects!
                        CCT '77 & '78
                        4 kids
                        8 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18, TJL 1/22, BRL 6/23, NDL 2/24)
                        2 granddaughters (EML 4/18, LCL 5/20)

                        ?€Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.?€
                        - Benjamin Franklin

                        Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                        I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                        • #117
                          Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          Originally posted by joecct View Post
                          But I'd be squished flat upon sharp objects!
                          What you see as a major key in this I see as minor.
                          The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

                          North Dakota Hockey:

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                          • #118
                            Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                            Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                            What you see as a major key in this I see as minor.
                            The scales of justice will tip in my favor. Make a note of it!
                            CCT '77 & '78
                            4 kids
                            8 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18, TJL 1/22, BRL 6/23, NDL 2/24)
                            2 granddaughters (EML 4/18, LCL 5/20)

                            ?€Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.?€
                            - Benjamin Franklin

                            Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                            I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                            • #119
                              Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              Waldo asked me to spot him at the gym. I just couldn't...
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                              "One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates
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                              • #120
                                Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                                Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                                Waldo asked me to spot him at the gym. I just couldn't...
                                Two years ago my wife and I dressed as Waldo and Carmen SanDiego for Halloween. Not only did we win best costumed couple, I managed (dressed as Waldo) to photobomb every picture taken that night.
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