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  • #91
    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
    Who replies to rhetorical questions, anyway?
    Me. As an arrogant Michigan alumna and egotistical trumpet player, I feel the need to share my knowledge with the world, even if no one wanted the answer.

    You're welcome.
    Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
    wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.



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    • #92
      Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

      What kind of diagram do you use to cross breed bad plays on words?

      A Punnett Square.
      Uncle Mickey: July 23, 1950-July 22, 2003

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      • #93
        Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? He was practicing transcend dental medication.
        Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
        wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.



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        • #94
          Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

          People have been wondering whether the Vice-President is going to run for President or not.

          He seems in no hurry to make a decision; I guess he is bidin' his time.
          "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

          "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

          "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

          "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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          • #95
            Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
            Who replies to rhetorical questions, anyway?
            But what would the world be like with no rhetorical questions?

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            • #96
              Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              A motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual Norse monarchs. The Bikings.

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              • #97
                Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                A roman walks into a bar, holds up 2 fingers and says, "I'd like five beers please."



                I may have posted this one before, but I don't care. Still funny IMHO.

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                • #98
                  Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                  Originally posted by Tiggsy View Post
                  A roman walks into a bar, holds up 2 fingers and says, "I'd like five beers please."



                  I may have posted this one before, but I don't care. Still funny IMHO.
                  And a martinus instead of a martini.

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                  • #99
                    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    What do you call a Knight who runs around in circles?

                    Circumference.
                    Uncle Mickey: July 23, 1950-July 22, 2003

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                    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      @just-shower-thoughts

                      If “womb” is pronounced “woom” and “tomb” is pronounced “toom”, shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced “boom”?
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                      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                        What do you call a Knight who swears a lot?

                        Circus

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                        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          Originally posted by joecct View Post
                          If “womb” is pronounced “woom” and “tomb” is pronounced “toom”, shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced “boom”?
                          Come home to Rome, gnome?
                          "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                          "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                          "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                          "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                            Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
                            Michigan Tech Huskies Pep Band: There's No Use Trying To Talk. No Human Sound Can Stand Up To This. Loud Enough To Knock You Down.

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                            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              My teacher threw sodium chloride at me. That's a salt.

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                              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                                Originally posted by NEWI Badger Fan View Post
                                My teacher threw sodium chloride at me. That's a salt.
                                I've hit my fiance with a pair of socks before. Is that socksual assult?
                                Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
                                wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.



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