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  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    My nurse came into my office just now and told me I had a psychiatric patient in the waiting room who said he was invisible. I told her I couldn't see him.
    Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

      Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

      To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!
      Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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      • Originally posted by DrDemento View Post
        Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage?

        To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!
        Guess I'll have to scout for silver?
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        • Originally posted by drdemento View Post
          my nurse came into my office just now and told me i had a psychiatric patient in the waiting room who said he was invisible. I told her i couldn't see him.

          :d.
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          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            I bought a pig from Spain. Named him porque.
            Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              Originally posted by jericho View Post
              :d.
              I love medical jokes, but PMS jokes are not funny. Period!
              Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                Not a pun, but I want to share my Come On Eileen parody:

                Covid 19
                slow the spread of disease
                use your elbow, when you cough or sneeze

                Social distance
                Introverts sure love it
                I need 6 feet, stay away from me!
                Originally posted by West Texas Wolverine
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                • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                  Originally posted by wolverineTrumpet View Post
                  Not a pun, but I want to share my Come On Eileen parody:

                  Covid 19
                  slow the spread of disease
                  use your elbow, when you cough or sneeze

                  Social distance
                  Introverts sure love it
                  I need 6 feet, stay away from me!
                  ear worm for the day ...
                  Originally posted by mtu_huskies
                  "We are not too far away from a national championship," said (John) Scott.
                  Boosh Factor 4

                  Originally posted by Brent Hoven
                  Yeah, but you're my favorite hag.

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                  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    I had a difficult time in becoming a Dermatologist. I had to start from scratch!

                    But was finally successful since I made no rash decisions.
                    Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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                    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      What are your #SocialDistancingPickUpLines ?

                      Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6ft of me?

                      You Smell So Good, Is That Purell You're Wearing?
                      CCT '77 & '78
                      4 kids
                      5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                      1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                      ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                      - Benjamin Franklin

                      Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                      I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                        Originally posted by joecct View Post
                        What are your #SocialDistancingPickUpLines ?

                        Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6ft of me?

                        You Smell So Good, Is That Purell You're Wearing?
                        Off topic for a second - I found it sort of ludicrous that when we went shopping last week, the shelves were totally empty of all hand sanitizer and all isopropyl alcohol. While at the same time there was an abundance of soaps for hand washing piled high on the shelves.
                        Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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                        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          Originally posted by joecct View Post
                          What are your #SocialDistancingPickUpLines ?

                          Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6ft of me?

                          You Smell So Good, Is That Purell You're Wearing?
                          You can't spell "quarantine" without "u r a q t."
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                          • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                            You can't spell "quarantine" without "u r a q t."
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                            • Originally posted by BlackI View Post
                              Fort night ... means four score for ten days. You know that and everyone knows this.
                              I accidentally lost a battle. But I can win a war, I believe.

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