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  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Six of the seven dwarfs were not Happy.
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    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

      Why did Norway put bar codes on its naval fleet?

      So it could Scan di' navy in.
      "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

      "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

      "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        I'd like to thank those of you who helped me define the word "many." It really means a lot.
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        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

          I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. The next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
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          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            Cop: Do you mind identifying the body? I have to warn you, the body was hacked up.
            Me: That's him. That's my brother Reese.
            Cop. Are you sure?
            Me: (sobbing) Those are Reese's Pieces.
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            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              A few puns make me numb, but math puns make me number.
              "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

              "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

              "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                A stoner, a Jedi, and a surgeon all walk into a bar.

                Blunt force trauma.
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                • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                  I always knock on the door of the refrigerator... just in case there's a salad dressing.
                  Last edited by MissThundercat; 11-23-2019, 11:11 PM.
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                  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    *two knights are fighting*

                    Knight 1: Why are you fighting me with a block of cheese?
                    Knight 2: It's extra sharp.
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                    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      Is stocking up on toilet paper a bum idea?
                      CCT '77 & '78
                      4 kids
                      5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                      1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                      ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                      - Benjamin Franklin

                      Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                      I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                        It's not a pun, but ...

                        Chuck Norris has the coronavirus. Coronavirus has been quarantined for 14 days.
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                        Yeah, but you're my favorite hag.

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                        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          It shouldn’t be a surprise that Joe came back strong against Bernie.

                          He was just Biden his time
                          Uncle Mickey: July 23, 1950-July 22, 2003

                          WRPI, 91.5 FM...usually color commentary.

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                          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                            What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

                            A receding hare line
                            Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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                            • Originally posted by DrDemento View Post
                              What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

                              A receding hare line
                              toupee!
                              CCT '77 & '78
                              4 kids
                              5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                              1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                              ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                              - Benjamin Franklin

                              Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                                Originally posted by joecct View Post
                                toupee!
                                Hair today, gone tomorrow!
                                Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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