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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Swallowed a dictionary. It's thesaurus throat I've ever had.
Swallowed a dictionary. It's thesaurus throat I've ever had.
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Today I baked some synonym buns.
Just like grammar used to make.CCT '77 & '78
4 kids
5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.Comment
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The sign says "slow children," but if you rev the motor, they're pretty quick.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Q: Where do you weigh a pie?
A: ♪♫ Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh - a - pie ♪♫Comment
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
So a funeral home near me introduced a transparent coffin. Will it catch on?
Remains to be seen.Michigan Tech Huskies Pep Band: There's No Use Trying To Talk. No Human Sound Can Stand Up To This. Loud Enough To Knock You Down.Comment
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Best way to see Beethoven de-composingOriginally posted by Twitch Boy View PostComment
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Q: Where does a mansplainer get his water?
A: The "Well, *actually*"Comment
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I have a 5yo niece who starts every answer like that, even when nobody asked a question. It's the funniest thing.Originally posted by owslachief View Post
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir
"Good news! We have a delivery." Professor FarnsworthComment
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Went to an emotional wedding last weekend. Even the cake was in tiers.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
“Guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a Cosmopolitan.”
The bartender goes, “You’re not from ‘round here are ya?”
“No, I’m from New Hampshire,” replied the customer.
“Well, what do you do in New Hampshire?”
“I’m a taxidermist.”
“Huh?”
“I mount dead animals.”
“It’s OK, boys! He’s one of us.”CCT '77 & '78
4 kids
5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.Comment
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Possible thumb-sucker story headline:
"High-pitched whale not afraid of high seas"Comment
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Please, allow me the chance to redeem myself.
Q: Why do cows have cloven hooves?
A: They lactoseComment
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Don't feel bad.
For the record, a person born in 33 is was 45 in a 78.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Not a huge fan of cottage cheese; just a curd to me.Comment
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My partner wanted me to have sex on the hood of their Honda Civic. I refused, saying if I'm going to have sex, I'm going to do it on my own Accord.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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