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  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    I just can't sum up how any of this integrates into this thread. We've gone off on a tangent. I just can't sine off on any of this.
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    • Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
      I just can't sum up how any of this integrates into this thread. We've gone off on a tangent. I just can't sine off on any of this.
      Trouble with the curve, eh?
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      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        Nothing to go hyperbolic about.
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        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

          All these puns are derivative. I'm approaching my limit of tolerance for them.
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          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            Are we going down a gradient we can't recover from? If so, you need not revert to the mean in telling us.
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            • Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
              Are we going down a gradient we can't recover from? If so, you need not revert to the mean in telling us.
              I showed this thread to my German relative, Graf Paper. He commended me for my ziele.
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              5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
              1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

              ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
              - Benjamin Franklin

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              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                If everything you map on graph paper is on the x-axis, does that make for an inordinate number of points? I'm sure some of you found an abscissa of humor in that. I'll try to think more three-dimensionally and applicate more punnage next time.
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                • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                  Originally posted by joecct View Post
                  lumberjacks dance to logarithms?
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                  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    What is silent in the word "Scent"?
                    The "s" or the "c"?
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                    1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

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                    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      Two TV antennae got married last month. The wedding was ordinary, but the reception was excellent.
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                      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                        If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
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                        • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                          If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
                          This thread just jumped the shark.
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                          1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                          ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
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                          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                            Originally posted by joecct View Post
                            This thread just jumped the shark.
                            We know you go fishing... for the halibut!
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                            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              I'm just going to end the fish genre right now with this:

                              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI
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                              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                                Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                                I'm just going to end the fish genre right now with this:

                                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI
                                ... she drank a lot.
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