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  • Cut my life in 2 pizzas; this is my last brie torte...
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    • A Viagra shipment was stolen; police are looking for hardened criminals.
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      • joecct, stop making toothpaste jokes, Oral B mad. Yes, I know, don't be so Sensodyne.
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        • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
          joecct, stop making toothpaste jokes, Oral B mad. Yes, I know, don't be so Sensodyne.
          I think you've crested the pun wave with that one, denture think?

          You have put teeth into this thread and you should be crowned.
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          • Originally posted by joecct View Post
            I think you've crested the pun wave with that one, denture think?

            You have put teeth into this thread and you should be crowned.
            Then I shall go to Colgate.
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            • I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal. Elon Gate will be drawn out..
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              • I really want to go to Paris, get some food, go behind the big cathedral, and have lunch back of Notre Dame.
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                • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                  Erin go Bragh-less!
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                  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    bimp
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                    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      joe, I just invented a perfume made from holy water. Eau my God.
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                      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                        lumberjacks dance to logarithms?
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                        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          You never hear a pterodactyl urinate; the p is silent.
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                          • Originally posted by joecct View Post
                            lumberjacks dance to logarithms?
                            No, but that's how Miami Sound Machine did math in college. "The logarithm is gonna get you tonight."
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                            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              Originally posted by joecct View Post
                              lumberjacks dance to logarithms?
                              Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                              No, but that's how Miami Sound Machine did math in college. "The logarithm is gonna get you tonight."
                              These are getting exponentially worse.
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                              • Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                                These are getting exponentially worse.
                                Who came up with a round pie as everyone knows pi are squared?

                                Multi car collisions are wrecktangles?

                                Are virtual kisses delivered by ellipse?

                                The veal is good. We made enough to last a week.
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