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Joe: And now batting clean up, the son of God.
Me: That's Hay-soos! Hay-soos!
Me: That's Hay-soos! Hay-soos!
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I'm going for a ran through the campground
- don't you mean a run?
...No. It's past tentsCCT '77 & '78
4 kids
8 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18, TJL 1/22, BRL 6/23, NDL 2/24)
2 granddaughters (EML 4/18, LCL 5/20)
?€Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.?€
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.Comment
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
In honor of Columbus Day, I thought I'd list off some of my favorite explorers in order:
Columbus, Magellen, De Soto, Dora, Ford, Internet.Comment
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Tiggsy and I were at the bar this past weekend.
Tiggsy: Here, have some pretzels.
Me: No, I'll call it quits. Those things give me the Schlitz.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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jokes about the human skeleton aren't very humerus.Uncle Mickey: July 23, 1950-July 22, 2003
WRPI, 91.5 FM...usually color commentary.Comment
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Heard a joke about Oedipus and Midas. It was mother f-cking gold.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
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yeah say hello frome the onther side
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
What do you call Lassie with a cantaloupe?
Melancholy. (say it out loud)The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.
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Why'd the goat go to daycare?
Pick up it's kid.The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.
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Was hungry for Chinese food. Skipped the Poo Ping Palace.CCT '77 & '78
4 kids
8 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18, TJL 1/22, BRL 6/23, NDL 2/24)
2 granddaughters (EML 4/18, LCL 5/20)
?€Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.?€
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.Comment
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A friend told me they are moving to Switzerland. I asked why. They told me their flag is a big plus.
But seriously, he said he was trying to get into the yogurt business. But he failed; he just didn't understand the culture.The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.
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Having some port tonight... I'll offer you a glass of starboard.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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I worked with a tennis pro yesterday; after evaluating my game he gave me nothing but a backhanded compliment.The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto."The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir
"Good news! We have a delivery." Professor FarnsworthComment
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
What do you call a man with a rubber?
hint: not "Richard""Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdomComment
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