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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Why does Ariel, the Little Mermaid, wear seashells?
Because a-shells and b-shells are too small.
Why does Ariel, the Little Mermaid, wear seashells?
Because a-shells and b-shells are too small.
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That gives Under the Sea a whole new meaning.Originally posted by The Sicatoka View PostWhy does Ariel, the Little Mermaid, wear seashells?
Because a-shells and b-shells are too small.CCT '77 & '78
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I would send u a chemistry joke, but the good ones are Argon.Comment
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I heard this guy complaining about how his girlfriend was always so negative. While her name was Diane Cline, she always went by the name Dee."Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdomComment
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
"Puns" in real life.
I read somewhere that there actually is a Dorothy Comm listed in the telephone book somewhere under her nickname, Dot."Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdomComment
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CCT '77 & '78
4 kids
5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.Comment
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I always thought it would be special if, in the minor NASCAR series sponsored by an Anheuser beer, Richard Trickle would qualify to start first in a race.
Then we could all say Dick Trickle gets pole in Busch.The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
A termite walks into a saloon and asks, "Where's the bar...tender?"The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
If there's an explosion at a cheese factory in France, does that mean there's de-Brie everywhere?Originally posted by owslachief View PostFacebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
This is Volume 10. I went back and read the thread titles of all of them to see if one of them made me laugh.
Sorry, but no pun in ten did.FERRIS STATE UNIVERSITY: 2012 FROZEN FOUR
God, that was fun...Comment
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
he had no body to go with him.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Comet was found dead this morning over Barcelona, in connection with the crash of a 747.
The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.Comment
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Recently, a gentleman of noble blood moved to Westchester County NY. He calls himself the Count of Monte Kisco.Comment
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