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  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Why did the stoner convert to Judaism?

    -- better to celebrate the High Holy Days.
    "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

    "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

    "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

    "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

      Seen in a syndicated bridge column.

      "I asked Cy the Cynic how many people work in his office. 'About half of them,' he replied."
      "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

      "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

      "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

      "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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      • Mountains aren't just funny, they're hilly areas.
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        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

          RIP boiled water. You will be mist.

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          • Originally posted by NEWI Badger Fan View Post
            RIP boiled water. You will be mist.
            When did it happen? I'm steamed!
            CCT '77 & '78
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            5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
            1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

            ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
            - Benjamin Franklin

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            I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              Originally posted by joecct View Post
              When did it happen? I'm steamed!
              the incident precipitated a crisis.

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              • Originally posted by NEWI Badger Fan View Post
                the incident precipitated a crisis.
                just a drop in the hat.
                CCT '77 & '78
                4 kids
                5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                - Benjamin Franklin

                Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                  Originally posted by NEWI Badger Fan View Post
                  the incident precipitated a crisis.
                  Nice! you did that so fluidly...
                  "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                  "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                  "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                  "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                  • Last year, I joined a group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.
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                    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                      Last year, I joined a group for antisocial people. We haven't met yet.
                      are you sure you didn't mix up their schedule with that of the self-help group for procrastinators?
                      "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                      "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                      "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                      "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                      • Teacher: What is the meaning of procrastination?
                        Wakko Warner: I'll tell you tomorrow.
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                        • Bad puns make me (sic).
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                          • Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
                            are you sure you didn't mix up their schedule with that of the self-help group for procrastinators?
                            By the way, I am taking care of.my procrastination issues, just you wait and see.
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                            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                              Wakko Warner: I'll tell you tomorrow.
                              How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
                              (see above)

                              The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

                              North Dakota Hockey:

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                              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                                I once told someone who claimed to be both a UND hockey and an NDSU football fan that when they leave a room full of UND hockey fans and go into a room full of NDSU football fans the average IQ of both rooms goes up.
                                The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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