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  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Hey, are you single?
    No, I'm plural.
    I meant, are you free this Friday?
    No, I'm expensive.
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    • If you believe in telekinesis, please raise my hand.
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      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
        If you believe in telekinesis, please raise my hand.
        I was once friends with a subliminal underwear advertiser, but only briefly.

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        • Rick Astley said you could borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one.

          He's never gonna give you Up.
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          • I went fishing for the halibut.
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            • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
              I went fishing for the halibut.
              When fish get sick, do they see a sturgeon?
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              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                As I was finishing the final course of brick on my beautifully level front yard brick wall one late afternoon, I noticed my neighbor thoughtfully looking over my work. For an hour, he never moved. Finally, he gathered himself, walked up to me and said, "good evening!"

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                • Originally posted by joecct View Post
                  When fish get sick, do they see a sturgeon?
                  Let's ask the grouper what they think.
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                  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                    Let's ask the grouper what they think.
                    Yep let's sea river they lake it or not. Will we conduct a fishing pole?
                    Last edited by owslachief; 09-06-2016, 02:18 PM.

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                    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      Of your pet Nauga hid on the couch, would you ever find it?
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                      1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

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                      - Benjamin Franklin

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                      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                        Originally posted by owslachief View Post
                        Yep let's sea river they lake it or not. Will we conduct a fishing pole?
                        You're all talking out of your bass.
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                        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          I knew this Pastafarian doctor who served in an Army M*A*S*H unit. Talk about a meatball surgeon.
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                          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                            Originally posted by owslachief View Post
                            Yep let's sea river they lake it or not. Will we conduct a fishing pole?
                            You know as well as I do that poles don't matter!

                            Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                            You're all talking out of your bass.
                            Sorry man, it's been a roughy week.
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                            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              If tomatoes are fruit is ketchup a smoothie?
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                              • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                                Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                                You know as well as I do that poles don't matter!

                                Sorry man, it's been a roughy week.
                                I flounder for a proper response.
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