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Did General Tso say that?CCT '77 & '78
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Parasite (N): what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Next you'll be telling me my paradigm is $0.20.Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View PostThe preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One's heavy, and the other is a little lighter.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?Originally posted by joecct View PostCleverly disguised as a responsible adultComment
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I combined all of my wrist watches to make a belt. It's a complete waist of time!Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Employee: how about this one?
Psychic: That's too small.
Employee: How can you tell? You haven't tried it on.
Psychic: I'm a medium.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Did you hear about the midget psychic that escaped from prison?Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
There's a small medium at large.Cleverly disguised as a responsible adultComment
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My review of the sun: one star.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Water: hey oil, want to hang out?
Oil: I can't mix with you.
Water: Hydrophobe!Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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You thought this post would be funny? I'm a frayed knot.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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My Chinese-American neighbor was recently honored as "Person of the Year" by the accounts receivable department: "Bill Ng represents everything we stand for" read his plaque."Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
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With Brexit being a success, what's next? Departugual? Italeave? Byegium? Czechout?
And when all is said and done in the EU, will all that's left be Germlonely? Or is that Remania?Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Monty Python fans will understand this one:
I used to be a knight like you, then I took a shrubbery to the Ni.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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