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But I have a big radius.CCT '77 & '78
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?€Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.?€
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
She does everything at full speed.
He does everything half-fast."Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
David lost his ID, so now we just call him Dave.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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I was fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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A: What are you planting?
B: The seed of doubt.
A: That's the worst idea ever.
A: Or is it the best?Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.CCT '77 & '78
4 kids
8 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18, TJL 1/22, BRL 6/23, NDL 2/24)
2 granddaughters (EML 4/18, LCL 5/20)
?€Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.?€
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.Comment
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.CCT '77 & '78
4 kids
8 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18, TJL 1/22, BRL 6/23, NDL 2/24)
2 granddaughters (EML 4/18, LCL 5/20)
?€Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.?€
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.Comment
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Recently, I was in an airport and overheard some people who were picking up someone arriving from Anchorage.
"Juneau what flight she was on?" asked one.
"I don't know, but Alaska employee."Uncle Mickey: July 23, 1950-July 22, 2003
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
Seen on a T-shirt: "I used to be undecided, but now I'm not so sure..."Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post"Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdomComment
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Some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo today. It's otter chaos.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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That's a whale of a story! Did they have to seal off the area to catch them?Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
and what porpoise did it serve?"Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdomComment
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Be sure to pay your exorcist. Otherwise, you get repossessed.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
"One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates
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A book fell on my head. I blame my shelf.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
"One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
No matter how many manners and actions of chivalry you teach, German children will always be kinder.Comment
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Don't be too hard on yourself. After all, to err is hunam.Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post"Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdomComment
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