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Did you know that 3.14% of sailors are pi-rates?Originally posted by NEWI Badger Fan View PostFacebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
A number of naturalistic religions celebrated the vernal equinox or saluted the appearance of new growth after the dead of winter. Many of these traditions have been subsumed into the Christian holy day we call Easter, in late March or early April.
Seems a bit unbalanced to me that we also don't also celebrate the autumnal equinox and salute a successful harvest in late September or early October...perhaps call it "Wester"?
or maybe "Oktoberfest" is a better name for it....."Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
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Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10
A little late, but as everyone knows......Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
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Pi are round ---- cake are square!
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and for those pirates who retire from the sea and take up a life of farming, do you know that they typically charge a buck-an-ear for corn-on-the-cob?Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post"Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
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You have energy and mass. You matter.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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And potentialOriginally posted by ShirtlessBob View PostCCT '77 & '78
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I buy all my guns from a guy named "T-Rex." He's a small arms dealer.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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When you have a party in space, you planet. However, don't invite the sun. He thinks everything revolves around him.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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So I am going to mail my tax return to the Infernal Revenue Service today."Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdomComment
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Jow much of that 42% are you getting back?Originally posted by FreshFish View PostCCT '77 & '78
4 kids
8 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18, TJL 1/22, BRL 6/23, NDL 2/24)
2 granddaughters (EML 4/18, LCL 5/20)
?€Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.?€
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.Comment
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I won't know until I turn 67.....if I manage to live that long.Originally posted by joecct View Post"Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdomComment
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Using chromosomes in advertising, because sex cells.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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It's never ova until we say it's ova!Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View PostCCT '77 & '78
4 kids
8 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18, TJL 1/22, BRL 6/23, NDL 2/24)
2 granddaughters (EML 4/18, LCL 5/20)
?€Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.?€
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.Comment
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Hey Joe, I was looking at this X-ray of your upper arm, and I found this humerus.Originally posted by joecct View PostFacebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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