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  • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
    Happy Pi Day.

    never talk to Pi. He'll go on forever.
    I don't talk to Pi. He is so irrational.

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    • Originally posted by NEWI Badger Fan View Post
      I don't talk to Pi. He is so irrational.
      Did you know that 3.14% of sailors are pi-rates?
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      • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        A number of naturalistic religions celebrated the vernal equinox or saluted the appearance of new growth after the dead of winter. Many of these traditions have been subsumed into the Christian holy day we call Easter, in late March or early April.

        Seems a bit unbalanced to me that we also don't also celebrate the autumnal equinox and salute a successful harvest in late September or early October...perhaps call it "Wester"?


        or maybe "Oktoberfest" is a better name for it.....
        "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

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        "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

        "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

          Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
          Happy Pi Day.

          never talk to Pi. He'll go on forever.
          A little late, but as everyone knows......



          Wait for it......





          Pi are round ---- cake are square!
          Growing old is mandatory -- growing up is optional!

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          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
            Did you know that 3.14% of sailors are pi-rates?
            and for those pirates who retire from the sea and take up a life of farming, do you know that they typically charge a buck-an-ear for corn-on-the-cob?
            "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

            "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

            "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

            "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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            • You have energy and mass. You matter.
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              • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                You have energy and mass. You matter.
                And potential
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                • I buy all my guns from a guy named "T-Rex." He's a small arms dealer.
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                  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    When you have a party in space, you planet. However, don't invite the sun. He thinks everything revolves around him.
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                    • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      So I am going to mail my tax return to the Infernal Revenue Service today.
                      "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                      "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                      "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                      "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                      • Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
                        So I am going to mail my tax return to the Infernal Revenue Service today.
                        Jow much of that 42% are you getting back?
                        CCT '77 & '78
                        4 kids
                        5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                        1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                        ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                        - Benjamin Franklin

                        Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                        I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          Originally posted by joecct View Post
                          Jow much of that 42% are you getting back?
                          I won't know until I turn 67.....if I manage to live that long.
                          "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                          "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                          "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                          "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                          • Using chromosomes in advertising, because sex cells.
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                            • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                              Using chromosomes in advertising, because sex cells.
                              It's never ova until we say it's ova!
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                              4 kids
                              5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                              1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                              ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                              - Benjamin Franklin

                              Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                              • Originally posted by joecct View Post
                                It's never ova until we say it's ova!
                                Hey Joe, I was looking at this X-ray of your upper arm, and I found this humerus.
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