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  • Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
    thanks for keeping that one concise! sometimes people start with a great idea, but then drone on and on about it.
    I got this pun from the Queen.
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    • What do astronauts eat at NASA parties?

      Milky Ways.
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      • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
        What do astronauts eat at NASA parties?

        Milky Ways.
        I respectfully disagree. It's Mars Bars. Though I think Mike & Ike will stir up the pot with their contrarian posts.

        They'll be right on the Dots, too.
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        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

          Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
          What do astronauts eat at NASA parties?

          Milky Ways.
          They might have that for dessert, I think for the main course they serve launch meat....
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          • Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
            They might have that for dessert, I think for the main course they serve launch meat....
            Speaking of NASA, did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

            The food is great, but there's no atmosphere.
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            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
              Speaking of NASA, did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
              Isn't the main facility closed for repairs, so that all the customers now are forced to dine in the satellite location?
              "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

              "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

              "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

              "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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              • Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
                Isn't the main facility closed for repairs, so that all the customers now are forced to dine in the satellite location?
                The business cratered, that's why it moved. Business owners should be aware of the dark side of owning a lunar company.
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                • I put my root beer in a square glass, and now it's just beer.
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                  • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                    I put my root beer in a square glass, and now it's just beer.
                    did you put a cube in it to keep it cold?
                    "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                    "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

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                    • Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
                      did you put a cube in it to keep it cold?
                      That improved the taste exponentially.
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                      • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                        I put my root beer in a square glass, and now it's just beer.
                        Isn't i imaginary? Did you hallucinate the whole thing?
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                        - Benjamin Franklin

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                        • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          How can you feel charged up about a hockey team called Un-Ion?
                          "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                          "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                          "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                          "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                          • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                            Annual Drum Major Day!

                            March Forth.
                            "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                            "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                            "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                            "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                            • Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              Spring is here, and I'm so excited that I wet my plants.
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                              • Happy Pi Day.

                                never talk to Pi. He'll go on forever.
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