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  • Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who don't.
    "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

    "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

    "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

    "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

    Genesis 1:3

    and God said:
    ∇⋅E=ρ
    ∇⋅B=0
    ∇E=-δB/δt
    ∇B=J+δE/δt

    ... and there was light!
    "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

    "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

    "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

    "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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    • #3
      Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

      Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
      Because if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan.
      The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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      • #4
        Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

        Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
        Genesis 1:3

        and God said:
        ∇⋅E=ρ
        ∇⋅B=0
        ∇E=-δB/δt
        ∇B=J+δE/δt

        ... and there was light!
        You're missing the permittivity of free space and the permeability of free space factors, so, you're still in the dark.
        http://mms.rice.edu/mms/students/max..._equations.jpg
        The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

        North Dakota Hockey:

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        • #5
          Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

          Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
          You're missing the permittivity of free space and the permeability of free space factors, so, you're still in the dark.
          http://mms.rice.edu/mms/students/max..._equations.jpg
          Wait. I was told there was no math!
          CCT '77 & '78
          4 kids
          5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
          1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

          Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.
          - Benjamin Franklin

          Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

          I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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          • #6
            Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

            Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
            You're missing the permittivity of free space and the permeability of free space factors, so, you're still in the dark.
            I did not omit them, I merely chose my units so that they were both equal to one and so it would have been redundant to show them.
            "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

            "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

            "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

            "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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            • #7
              Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

              Sweet dreams are made of cheese
              Who I am to diss a Brie?
              I cheddar the world
              And the feta cheese
              Everybody's looking for Stilton...
              Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
              "One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates
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              • #8
                Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                Sweet dreams are made of cheese
                Who I am to diss a Brie?
                I cheddar the world
                And the feta cheese
                Everybody's looking for Stilton...
                Whine!
                CCT '77 & '78
                4 kids
                5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.
                - Benjamin Franklin

                Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                • #9
                  Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                  http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...55/538/b97.jpg
                  BGSU Class of 2017

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                  • #10
                    Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                    Do you know why chicken coops have two doors?
                    Because if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan.


                    That's a homophone joke ... not that there's anything wrong with that.
                    The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                      What did Brent Spiner get with his new iPhone?

                      a Data plan.
                      Uncle Mickey: July 23, 1950-July 22, 2003

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                      • #12
                        Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                        Originally posted by jericho View Post
                        What did Brent Spiner get with his new iPhone?

                        a Data plan.
                        Wasn't that included with the Enterprise license?

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                        • #13
                          Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                          If Secretariat wandered into the Atlantic ocean, would that make him a sea horse?
                          Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
                          "One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                            Sweet dreams are made of cheese
                            Who I am to diss a Brie?
                            I cheddar the world
                            And the feta cheese
                            Everybody's looking for Stilton...
                            If you're destined to put cheese on your salad, is it a feta compli?

                            HEY!
                            This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
                            Last edited by owslachief; 12-01-2014, 03:14 PM.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Really Terrible Puns, v 10

                              Coca Cola nativity scene
                              https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B30DPkSIgAIBHrD.jpg:large
                              CCT '77 & '78
                              4 kids
                              5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                              1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                              Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.
                              - Benjamin Franklin

                              Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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