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  • #151
    Re: What I Learned Today...

    Originally posted by zamboni crash-test dummy View Post
    I learned last week that Charles DeGaulle Airport is truly as bad as everyone says it is.
    I didn't know it had that reputation. When I was there, I walked into the airport, and within 15 minutes I was boarded onto my plane. I then spent the next two hours on the tarmac, but I was boarded quickly.
    "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

    "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

    "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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    • #152
      Re: What I Learned Today...

      Originally posted by The Darkness View Post
      Okay I'll play

      ......I learned that all hot chicks are quite possibly really bad in bed.
      FYP.

      I've probably had really bad luck.
      Bruce Ciskie > PA

      Everyone should believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

      Blizzard Drinking: Duluth's Answer to Gulf Coast Hurricane Parties

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      • #153
        Re: What I Learned Today...

        Originally posted by Plante26 View Post
        FYP.

        I've probably had really bad luck.
        Probably just bad luck. The one really hot chick that I dated in college was a dynamo in the sack, but unfortunately quite crazy in the head (most are, aren't they?). It was a glorious two months of dating her, but then that was followed by a horrible month of stalking/late night phone calls/etc after we broke up.
        I like chocolate milk and Kate Beckinsale and Lauren Graham and Brooke Burke and Elisha Cuthbert and Eva Longoria.

        Fighting Sioux Hockey

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        • #154
          Re: What I Learned Today...

          Originally posted by brianvf View Post
          Probably just bad luck. The one really hot chick that I dated in college was a dynamo in the sack, but unfortunately quite crazy in the head (most are, aren't they?).
          QFT.

          I should have denoted that. Either bad in bed or insane in the membrane.
          Bruce Ciskie > PA

          Everyone should believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

          Blizzard Drinking: Duluth's Answer to Gulf Coast Hurricane Parties

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          • #155
            Re: What I Learned Today...

            I learned that NMU grads are putting their natural skills to market in new, inventive ways.
            "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

            "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

            "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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            • #156
              Originally posted by Plante26 View Post
              QFT.

              I should have denoted that. Either bad in bed or insane in the membrane.
              The most beautiful, put together and intelligent girl I ever dated was great in bed and was far from cuckoo. Sadly, I was temporarily insane and dumped her to get back together with an ex because I stupidly thought we were meant to be together. By the time I figured it out it was too late.

              Of course things are awesome with the wife but I think everyone has one that they, "let get away".

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              • #157
                Re: What I Learned Today...

                Originally posted by Plante26 View Post
                QFT.

                I should have denoted that. Either bad in bed or insane in the membrane.
                All women are crazy. I learned that when I was like ten and had it repeatedly verified over the course of my life. There are no exceptions.
                Just so we never forget.

                Originally posted by MeanEgirl to hockeybando
                *****... *** do you think you're doing?! Getting on USCHO and making racial comments about The Darkness?! I'm not going to stand for this! He's my friend ... so the next time I see you, I'm whooping your ***!
                Originally posted by nmupiccdiva

                (insert joke about an NMU girl and insertion here)

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                • #158
                  Re: What I Learned Today...

                  Originally posted by The Darkness View Post
                  All women are crazy.
                  I will fully agree with this.
                  Always a Wildcat...
                  Originally posted by Kepler
                  If you quote the derp you are spreading the derp. Please help keep the board derp-free.

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                  • #159
                    Re: What I Learned Today...

                    Originally posted by The Darkness View Post
                    All women are crazy.
                    Yes.
                    Loose and St Cloud go together. Like milk and cookies. Or bacon and porn. -Brenthoven
                    Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                    i heart ctf. sdhe is awsdome!!! best ooster ever
                    Originally posted by Brenthoven
                    Fooperese.
                    Saying that ctf is awesome.
                    Saying that ctf is the best poster.
                    bb_dl chasing after a raccoon: "I'm going to make this *ing skunk my b**ch!"

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                    • #160
                      Re: What I Learned Today...

                      Originally posted by wolverineTrumpet View Post
                      Today I learned that some people believe they are beyond reproach even while making arguements with giant holes in them.


                      Actually, I guess I've known that for awhile, but today I learned this is true of a particular individual.
                      Problems with the BF?

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                      • #161
                        Re: What I Learned Today...

                        Originally posted by thebrain View Post
                        I learned to take the toothpick out of the sandwich before you bite into it....Just a little blood loss...
                        So your user name IS intended to be ironic. I always thought it was, but didn't know that you thought so too.

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                        • #162
                          Re: What I Learned Today...

                          Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
                          The most beautiful, put together and intelligent girl I ever dated was great in bed and was far from cuckoo. Sadly, I was temporarily insane and dumped her to get back together with an ex because I stupidly thought we were meant to be together. By the time I figured it out it was too late.

                          Of course things are awesome with the wife but I think everyone has one that they, "let get away".
                          I have two.

                          I dumped a gorgeous, intelligent girl many years ago, and I still don't really know why. Sure, she was a bit nuts. But, so am I. The two different kinds of crazy we were actually worked together pretty well. By the time I realized my mistake, she had already started to date the guy she is still with to this day.

                          The other was beautiful, smart, and not crazy one bit. She dumped me, and as time passed and I could look back on it without going blind with rage I could see that it was my fault. I messed that one up pretty hard.
                          the state of hockey is good

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                          • #163
                            Re: What I Learned Today...

                            Originally posted by MeanEgirl View Post
                            Well, I'm not much of a cook. However, as of late, I've started to get into it a little more. So there's this recipe that I'm going to try tomorrow. It calls for 6 cloves of garlic as one of the ingredients. I go to the store and get all the ingredients I need for this recipe, including the garlic.

                            Today, my roommate needed 2 cloves of garlic for her recipe. She asks if she can use my garlic... And I think, "Well ****... if I give her 2, I will only have 4 left..... That's not enough for my recipe, but it seems like there is more than enough there..."

                            Being the nice person I am, I cannot tell her no! "Sure........." She can tell that I look somewhat hesitant. She's like, "Dude... do you know what a CLOVE of garlic is?" Apparently I did not. Well now I do now. I thought BULBS were cloves. But they are not. However, they do contain about 10 cloves each. Let's just say that I have PLENTY of garlic and giving her 2 cloves is not really a big deal. But OMG... if not for her, I probably would've put like six BULBS of garlic in my recipe....! Eeek!
                            Dang, I learned that when I was about 12. Of course I (and the rest of the family ) learned it the hard way. That was right about the time mom sent me to the IGA for a head of lettuce. "A nice firm one." She ended up making cole slaw.
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                            • #164
                              Re: What I Learned Today...

                              Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
                              The most beautiful, put together and intelligent girl I ever dated was great in bed and was far from cuckoo. Sadly, I was temporarily insane and dumped her to get back together with an ex because I stupidly thought we were meant to be together. By the time I figured it out it was too late.

                              Of course things are awesome with the wife but I think everyone has one that they, "let get away".
                              I have about 17...but I didn't really "let" them get away....
                              Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
                              Originally posted by Quizmire
                              mns, this is why i love you.
                              Originally posted by Markt
                              MNS - forking genius.
                              Originally posted by asterisk hat
                              MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.
                              Originally posted by hockeybando
                              I am a fan of MNS.

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                              • #165
                                Re: What I Learned Today...

                                Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
                                The most beautiful, put together and intelligent girl I ever dated was great in bed and was far from cuckoo. Sadly, I was temporarily insane and dumped her to get back together with an ex because I stupidly thought we were meant to be together. By the time I figured it out it was too late.

                                Of course things are awesome with the wife but I think everyone has one that they, "let get away".
                                I thought this was the case with two different women. I dated them about 8-9 years ago. I saw them both recently, and they were.....let's say......not thin. At all.

                                Is it bad that this made me feel better about the whole thing?

                                Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
                                I have about 17...but I didn't really "let" them get away....
                                What, they escaped from your basement?
                                Bruce Ciskie > PA

                                Everyone should believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

                                Blizzard Drinking: Duluth's Answer to Gulf Coast Hurricane Parties

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