Political Limericks

[Kepler]

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A conservative, proudly heretical,
Whines "misogyny's just theoretical!"
But his chances with women
Are less than a gibbon
For to them he is quite antithetical.

[FreshFish]

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You're right, though - this is fun.


There once was a poser named Fish
.....

Much more fun to give than to receive, apparently.

I meant merely to be puckish, not mean-spirited.

There is a word that rhymes with "man" and "plan" that I could have used, you know, and I deliberately refrained from using it, if that matters at all to you.

[jmh]

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Much more fun to give than to receive, apparently.

I meant merely to be puckish, not mean-spirited.

There is a word that rhymes with "man" and "plan" that I could have used, you know, and I deliberately refrained from using it, if that matters at all to you.

A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!

[The Sicatoka]

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Election day draws near
And the only sounds you hear
Are the constant rings
By telephone underlings
Claiming they know which candidates to fear.

[Fighting Sioux 23]

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There once was a poser named Fish
"An Independent!" he did insist.
His posts from the right
showed a sphincter so tight.
"Go away," was our only true wish.

Winner.

[FreshFish]

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There are some who say voting for Trump
Could only be done by a chump
whatever your stance
he's disrupted the dance
and given the debates quite a bump!

[FreshFish]

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Those avid supporters of Carly
Don't care if her face might be gnarly
they say she'll do fine
for she has quite a spine
even if she's not the one on the Harley!





(Walker mentions that he likes to ride Harleys whenever he gets the chance, maybe later I can find a better rhyme...."parley" didn't quite fit right)

[St. Clown]

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Those avid supporters of Carly
Don't care if her face might be gnarly
they say she'll do fine
for she has quite a spine
even if she's not the one on the Harley!





(Walker mentions that he likes to ride Harleys whenever he gets the chance, maybe later I can find a better rhyme...."parley" didn't quite fit right)

He mentioned the Harley piece as a pandering to the hometown corporation - WI is home to Harley Davidson.

[FreshFish]

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Those who know something about Walker
Understand he's not much of a talker.
While three elections in four years
Never brought him to tears.
For this campaign now, he's merely a gawker.

[FreshFish]

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While an Oscar was awarded Brie Larson
It is time for a bye-ku for Carson.
While he has run out of gas,
I'll give him a pass,
The debates really did need a parson.

[The Sicatoka]

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The Bern is older than Reagan
Miss Hill's credential is 'Clinton'
And she sent some email
That'd put others in jail
And yet the D's aren't on the run.

[The Sicatoka]

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I turn on the evening TV
To see debates done G.O.P.
Instead I just see
A petty melee
So this is what the Rs have for me?

(Yeah, see and melee is a stretch. Say it mee-lee and it works. )

[Kepler]

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There once was a party of hacks
Who ran just to lower their tax.
While millions were hurt
Their blood didn't spurt...
Until Donnie T. brought out the axe!

[FreshFish]

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hmm...

Cruz, boos, brews, blues, snooze, coos, news, bruise, hews, pews, rues, sues, views, peruse, cruise, crews, glues, so many options!

[FreshFish]

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Her voice is too often a shriek.
Her ideas, so very antique.
Yet the worst things of all:
Her falsehoods appall.
And the Foundation stuff really does reek!