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  • Re: He's dead, Jim.

    Originally posted by DrDemento View Post
    One of the perks of being a licensed physician is access to some of the medications. Some of the penicillin derivatives still work close to 100% effectively against syphilis. Not so with some of the other venereal infectious agents as these bugs may be smarter than we are and have developed fairly strong methods of becoming immune. Back in the 70's I could cure most cases of gonorrhea with simple antibiotic regimens and often just penicillin. 45 years later, there are some strains resistant to everything and anything we come up with, and it takes combinations of drugs in boatload dosages and in a few cases even those do not work well.
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    • Re: He's dead, Jim.

      My brother who is in med school now is saying that gonorrhea is the next big superbug. Or so he's been told.

      Better hope for this new antibiotic class to work its way through trials otherwise you're going to see *ahem* a round of unstoppable applause.
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      • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
        My brother who is in med school now is saying that gonorrhea is the next big superbug. Or so he's been told.

        Better hope for this new antibiotic class to work its way through trials otherwise you're going to see *ahem* a round of unstoppable applause.
        Mankato will be in ruins.
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        • Re: He's dead, Jim.

          Originally posted by state of hockey View Post
          Mankato will be in ruins.
          Whatever shall Marquette do?

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          • Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
            Whatever shall Marquette do?
            There was some medical study in the early 2000's that determined that Blue Earth County, MN was #3 in clap per capita. For some reason I doubt it was because of Willow Creek, Mapleton, or Beauford.
            the state of hockey is good

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            • Re: He's dead, Jim.

              Originally posted by state of hockey View Post
              There was some medical study in the early 2000's that determined that Blue Earth County, MN was #3 in clap per capita. For some reason I doubt it was because of Willow Creek, Mapleton, or Beauford.
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              edit: but in all seriousness, would the MSU students even count towards a per-capita stat? If they aren't permanent residents?
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              • Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
                Vikings Training Camp, for the win.

                edit: but in all seriousness, would the MSU students even count towards a per-capita stat? If they aren't permanent residents?
                My feeling is that it was an urban legend. But who knows, The Haze was a disgusting place.
                the state of hockey is good

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                • Re: He's dead, Jim.

                  Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                  My brother who is in med school now is saying that gonorrhea is the next big superbug. Or so he's been told.

                  Better hope for this new antibiotic class to work its way through trials otherwise you're going to see *ahem* a round of unstoppable applause.
                  It has already reached that status. As a venereal disease, it can be avoided of course with protection. But the bacteria involved can cause so many other serious problems like meningitis, septic arthritis, etc. This is really though not surprising as we have been fortunate for many years to live in the era of effective antibiotics. Bugs that used to kill have been conquered, or so we all thought. We have had a 50+ year period of rest before they have adapted and outsmarted us.
                  Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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                  • Re: He's dead, Jim.

                    Originally posted by Old Pio View Post
                    You really know how to shoot the h*ll out of a weekend, Doc.
                    Been told that in the past a few times by a number of ladies.
                    Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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                    • Re: He's dead, Jim.

                      Will somebody please die so we can get away from body modifications and VD!
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                      • Re: He's dead, Jim.

                        Originally posted by joecct View Post
                        Will somebody please die so we can get away from body modifications and VD!
                        Don't have a link handy, but the Marlboro Man died a couple days ago.

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                        • Re: He's dead, Jim.

                          Originally posted by joecct View Post
                          Will somebody please die so we can get away from body modifications and VD!
                          Heh

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                          • Re: He's dead, Jim.

                            Originally posted by joecct View Post
                            Will somebody please die so we can get away from body modifications and VD!
                            Perhaps we could get one to die from body modification or VD?
                            Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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                            • Re: He's dead, Jim.

                              Originally posted by DrDemento View Post
                              Perhaps we could get one to die from body modification or VD?
                              I checked. No dice.
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                              • Re: He's dead, Jim.

                                Originally posted by DrDemento View Post
                                Perhaps we could get one to die from body modification or VD?
                                Sometimes, VD does its own body modifications.
                                What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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