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  • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    The way Keith does it, it is most definitely a highly annoying thing.
    He's the sort of guy who will have pre-recorded his own eulogy and will have made sure his employer du jour is contractually obligated to show it.
    I wish I am able to live long enough to do all the things I was attributed to.

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      Two US Ski Team members Killed in Austria Avelanche
      Fighting Sioux Forever

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        Bess Myerson dead at 90-1st and only Jewish Miss America died 12/14/14 but did not see it posted here
        Last edited by DrDemento; 01-06-2015, 05:36 PM.
        Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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          Originally posted by DrDemento View Post
          Bess Myerson dead at 90-1st and only Jewish Miss America died 12/14/14 but did not see it posted here
          Fixed your date.....I think.
          2016-2017 ECAC West Pick 'em Champion
          2013-2014 SUNYAC Pick 'em Champion
          2012-2013 NCHAMIACMCHA Pick 'em Champion
          2003-2004 SUNYAC Pick 'em Champion
          2004 Recipient of “The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Hockey”’s Punxsutawney Phil Award for Outstanding Prognostication.
          2005-2018 Administrator of ECAC West Pick 'em & UCHC Pick 'em, the original D-III pick'em game; RIP
          2009 D-III TOP runner-up
          Wisconsin Hockey - NCAA Men's National Champions
          1973, 1977, 1981*, 1983*, 1990, 2006

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            Originally posted by DrDemento View Post
            Bess Myerson dead at 90-1st and only Jewish Miss America died 12/14/90 but did not see it posted here
            Number one, what is your real name and what do you really do?

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              Thanks UC-i was typing faster than I was thinking.
              Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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                Add Allie Sherman age 91-great early coach of the NY Giants.
                Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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                • Re: He's dead, Jim.

                  Zsa Zsa Gabor

                  Well, her daughter, anyway...

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                    No parent should have to bury their child.
                    What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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                      Zach Parise not playing tonight against SJ. I'd imagine things aren't looking good for JP.
                      Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
                      Originally posted by Quizmire
                      mns, this is why i love you.

                      Originally posted by Markt
                      MNS - forking genius.

                      Originally posted by asterisk hat
                      MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.

                      Originally posted by hockeybando
                      I am a fan of MNS.

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                        Originally posted by rufus View Post
                        No parent should have to bury their child.
                        No truer words have ever been posted here.
                        Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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                          Bernice Madigan, 115.

                          I only mention that to say this: we are down to 5 people, all women, still living that were born in the 1800's.
                          FERRIS STATE UNIVERSITY: 2012 FROZEN FOUR


                          God, that was fun...

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                            Originally posted by DrDemento View Post
                            Bess Myerson dead at 90-1st and only Jewish Miss America died 12/14/14 but did not see it posted here
                            The only regular remaining from "I've Got a Secret" is Jayne Meadows-Allen.

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                              Originally posted by rufus View Post
                              No parent should have to bury their child.
                              It was meant sorta tongue in cheek, but yeah. I mean, Zsa Zsa being 150 and all.
                              What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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                                Originally posted by Hammer View Post
                                Bernice Madigan, 115.

                                I only mention that to say this: we are down to 5 people, all women, still living that were born in the 1800's.
                                Over the years I think The Onion has had some pretty funny headlines on this topic, including:

                                "The oldest person in the world dies again."

                                "Oldest person in the world just happy everyone else on earth at time of her birth now dead."

                                That community is already in the process of dissolution where each man begins to eye his neighbor as a possible enemy, where non-conformity with the accepted creed, political as well as religious, is a mark of disaffection; where denunciation, without specification or backing, takes the place of evidence; where orthodoxy chokes freedom of dissent; where faith in the eventual supremacy of reason has become so timid that we dare not enter our convictions in the open lists, to win or lose.

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