Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens
He owns a computer? I thought he used the ones at the public library with the rest of the check-writing geezers.
I'm not nanookfan.
Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens
Comedy Central Roasts... pretty interesting... but its kind of funny to see that there are several people in the roasting committee each time that clearly have never met the person they're roasting. Seriously, is Greg Giraldo really that close to ANYONE in show business?
If you want to be aBADGER, just come along with me
BRING BACK PAT RICHTER!!!
At his graduation ceremony from the U of Minnesota, my cousin got a keychain. When asked what UW gave her for graduation, my sister said, "A degree from a University that matters."
Comedy Central Roasts... pretty interesting... but its kind of funny to see that there are several people in the roasting committee each time that clearly have never met the person they're roasting. Seriously, is Greg Giraldo really that close to ANYONE in show business?
Comedy Central has Greg Giraldo on speed dial.
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Hollywood Hair Care Tip for Infinity(Directly from Hollywood himself)
when its minus 20 and u have to go outside.. make sure u wear a winter hat as the mohawk does not enjoy the winter weathe(r) Hollywood Amazingness
If you want to be aBADGER, just come along with me
BRING BACK PAT RICHTER!!!
At his graduation ceremony from the U of Minnesota, my cousin got a keychain. When asked what UW gave her for graduation, my sister said, "A degree from a University that matters."
(325): *** he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
And this is awesome:
(970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
(303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens
Well, on the down side, my kickball team lost 6-5 in extra innings in the semifinals after being up 5-2. But on the bright side:
A) I was 1-2 (lot of people = not enough ABs to go around) and made a good catch on a line drive;
B) We didn't get stuck in a thunderstorm;
C) I get to shave this playoff beard tomorrow;
D) I drank a lot on not too much money afterward; and
E) I got a number from a cute girl we met at the bar where we were drinking.
So all things considered, not bad. Not *ideal* getting home at 3:30am on a Sunday night, but not *bad* either.
Edit to add:
F) And I think this cute friend of the girl who gave me her number kind of dug me too.
You know how often I have to print something out? Maybe once every 2 years or so. Now why would I waste money on a printer/toner/etc for that?
Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens
Owning a printer is for suckers. That's what work/school is for!
Hollywood Hair Care Tip for Infinity(Directly from Hollywood himself)
when its minus 20 and u have to go outside.. make sure u wear a winter hat as the mohawk does not enjoy the winter weathe(r) Hollywood Amazingness
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