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  • #61
    Re: TRP: Booty Traps Edition

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    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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    • #62
      Re: TRP: Booty Traps Edition

      Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
      *****http://www.nerdgranny.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/floppy_fail.jpg******
      Ironic, considering your computer.
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      • #63
        Re: TRP: Booty Traps Edition

        Originally posted by Bakunin View Post
        She could easily put 20 pounds on that frame and look hotter. As it is, she looks like she'd break in half while performing certain activities.
        Maria Sharapova? Professional athlete Maria Sharapova? That may be what she looks like but odds are she'd break someone else in half first.
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        • #64
          Re: TRP: Booty Traps Edition

          Originally posted by Beer Pong Horn View Post
          Ironic, considering your computer.
          He owns a computer? I thought he used the ones at the public library with the rest of the check-writing geezers.

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          • #65
            Re: TRP: Booty Traps Edition

            Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
            He owns a computer? I thought he used the ones at the public library with the rest of the check-writing geezers.
            I'm not nanookfan.
            Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
            Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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            • #66
              Re: TRP: Booty Traps Edition

              Comedy Central Roasts... pretty interesting... but its kind of funny to see that there are several people in the roasting committee each time that clearly have never met the person they're roasting. Seriously, is Greg Giraldo really that close to ANYONE in show business?
              If you want to be a BADGER, just come along with me

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              • #67
                Re: TRP: Booty Traps Edition

                Originally posted by ExileOnDaytonStreet View Post
                Comedy Central Roasts... pretty interesting... but its kind of funny to see that there are several people in the roasting committee each time that clearly have never met the person they're roasting. Seriously, is Greg Giraldo really that close to ANYONE in show business?
                Comedy Central has Greg Giraldo on speed dial.
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                • #68
                  Re: TRP: Booty Traps Edition

                  Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                  Comedy Central has Greg Giraldo on speed dial.
                  Greg Giraldo can afford a phone?
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                  • #69
                    Re: TRP: Booty Traps Edition

                    Who?

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                    • #70
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                      Originally posted by KC8NIY View Post
                      Who?
                      Precisely.
                      If you want to be a BADGER, just come along with me

                      BRING BACK PAT RICHTER!!!


                      At his graduation ceremony from the U of Minnesota, my cousin got a keychain. When asked what UW gave her for graduation, my sister said, "A degree from a University that matters."

                      Canned music is a pathetic waste of your time.

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                      • #71
                        Re: TRP: Booty Traps Edition

                        MNS?

                        (325): *** he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"

                        And this is awesome:

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                        Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                        Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                        • #72
                          Re: TRP: Booty Traps Edition

                          Well, on the down side, my kickball team lost 6-5 in extra innings in the semifinals after being up 5-2. But on the bright side:

                          A) I was 1-2 (lot of people = not enough ABs to go around) and made a good catch on a line drive;
                          B) We didn't get stuck in a thunderstorm;
                          C) I get to shave this playoff beard tomorrow;
                          D) I drank a lot on not too much money afterward; and
                          E) I got a number from a cute girl we met at the bar where we were drinking.

                          So all things considered, not bad. Not *ideal* getting home at 3:30am on a Sunday night, but not *bad* either.

                          Edit to add:
                          F) And I think this cute friend of the girl who gave me her number kind of dug me too.
                          Last edited by jmh; 08-10-2009, 02:49 AM.
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                          • #73
                            Re: TRP: Booty Traps Edition

                            Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                            *****http://www.nerdgranny.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/floppy_fail.jpg******
                            Originally posted by Beer Pong Horn View Post
                            Ironic, considering your computer.
                            Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                            He owns a computer? I thought he used the ones at the public library with the rest of the check-writing geezers.
                            Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                            I'm not nanookfan.
                            But he apparently does not own a printer.

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                            • #74
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                              Originally posted by goldy_331 View Post
                              But he apparently does not own a printer.
                              You know how often I have to print something out? Maybe once every 2 years or so. Now why would I waste money on a printer/toner/etc for that?
                              Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                              Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                              • #75
                                Re: TRP: Booty Traps Edition

                                Originally posted by goldy_331 View Post
                                But he apparently does not own a printer.
                                Owning a printer is for suckers. That's what work/school is for!
                                Hollywood Hair Care Tip for Infinity (Directly from Hollywood himself)
                                when its minus 20 and u have to go outside.. make sure u wear a winter hat as the mohawk does not enjoy the winter weathe(r)
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