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  • Re: My Stanley Cup Runneth Over

    Originally posted by Gurtholfin View Post
    Lit like a ****ing you know what tree!

    3 rum runners, several beers and now a rum and coke to celly.


    On my front porch during a severe thunderstorm...


    Bring it on mother ****er!!!!!!!!
    Originally posted by Gurtholfin View Post
    My laptop's gettin wet....


    That's a good job outta you!

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    • Re: My Stanley Cup Runneth Over

      Originally posted by Gurtholfin View Post
      On my front porch during a severe thunderstorm...


      Bring it on mother ****er!!!!!!!!
      Spoken like a true midwesterner!
      Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
      Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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      • Re: My Stanley Cup Runneth Over

        Originally posted by Gurtholfin View Post
        My laptop's gettin wet....


        Good thing water and electricity mix so well.

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        • Re: My Stanley Cup Runneth Over

          Originally posted by Priceless View Post
          Good thing water and electricity mix so well.
          Dokken >>>>> science:

          Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
          Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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          • Re: My Stanley Cup Runneth Over

            Originally posted by Priceless View Post
            Good thing water and electricity mix so well.
            It's not plugged in. I'm not that drunk!

            I was out yelling **** on my back deck till till the storm hit and chased me to the front porch, which is covered.


            I took the boy 2-1 in 8 ball between periods and today was his first action as a high school player...

            *****http://i820.***********.com/albums/zz128/Gurtholfin/MyBOY_zps51fba84d.jpg******

            *****http://i820.***********.com/albums/zz128/Gurtholfin/MY-Boy_zpsc5517f08.jpg******

            EPIC hockey day!!!!
            Last edited by Gurtholfin; 06-22-2013, 11:47 PM.

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            • Re: My Stanley Cup Runneth Over

              Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
              Spoken like a true midwesterner!
              Aren't warning sirens actually a call to the front porch?

              Minnesota's Pride On Ice: 1974, 1976, 1979, 2002 & 2003 NCAA National Champions


              And the preacher said, you know you always have the Lord by your side
              And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran
              Twenty red lights in his honor
              Thank you Jesus, thank you Lord

              ~Mick Jagger/Keith Richards

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              • Re: My Stanley Cup Runneth Over

                Originally posted by Greyeagle View Post
                Aren't warning sirens actually a call to the front porch?
                That is the usual signal, yes.

                Some of us decide to take in the day on the patio, see stuff forming, and say f* it, I'm staying until I can't stay anymore.
                Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                • Re: My Stanley Cup Runneth Over

                  Originally posted by Greyeagle View Post
                  Aren't warning sirens actually a call to the front porch?

                  I'm one of those idiots...

                  -raises hand-

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                  • Re: My Stanley Cup Runneth Over

                    The local weather asshat kept breaking in during the game about some tornado or something.

                    I've been in that studio and it's only a few miles from my house and wouldn't it have been funny if I was seen in my Hawks jersey jumping into the picture and beating the **** out of him...

                    The fam thought it was a funny idea...

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                    • Re: My Stanley Cup Runneth Over

                      Originally posted by Gurtholfin View Post
                      The local weather asshat kept breaking in during the game about some tornado or something.

                      I've been in that studio and it's only a few miles from my house and wouldn't it have been funny if I was seen in my Hawks jersey jumping into the picture and beating the **** out of him...

                      The fam thought it was a funny idea...

                      Good to know that "asshat" is not a banned term.

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                      • Re: My Stanley Cup Runneth Over

                        Originally posted by Gurtholfin View Post
                        Good to know that "asshat" is not a banned term.
                        Neither is "cum-guzzling whore." /USCHOmeme
                        Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                        Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                        • Re: My Stanley Cup Runneth Over

                          Originally posted by Gurtholfin View Post
                          The local weather asshat kept breaking in during the game about some tornado or something.

                          I've been in that studio and it's only a few miles from my house and wouldn't it have been funny if I was seen in my Hawks jersey jumping into the picture and beating the **** out of him...

                          The fam thought it was a funny idea...
                          Is it a Gurth watch or a Gurth warning when conditions are favorable for you to do such a thing?

                          I guess if you've been spotted a couple of miles from the studio, they're both covered.

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                          • Re: My Stanley Cup Runneth Over

                            Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                            Neither is "cum-guzzling whore." /USCHOmeme
                            This is useful information...
                            U-A-A!!!Go!Go!GreenandGold!
                            Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
                            I spell Failure with UAF

                            Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
                            But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
                            Originally posted by Doyle Woody
                            Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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                            • Re: My Stanley Cup Runneth Over

                              Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
                              This is useful information...
                              There are ways around the filter, which I will not divulge. Someone of your knowledge of computers should be able to figure it out, though.....
                              Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                              Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                              • Re: My Stanley Cup Runneth Over

                                Originally posted by burd View Post
                                Is it a Gurth watch or a Gurth warning when conditions are favorable for you to do such a thing?

                                I guess if you've been spotted a couple of miles from the studio, they're both covered.
                                Seriously. I've been recording these games and much of the second is the weather asshat talking with a split screen of a tornado by Rio and the game.

                                Thoughts and prayers to Rio and all that, but c'mon! There's a frickin' hockey game going on. It better be a BIG tornado.


                                In all seriousness, hopefully all is well up Rio way...

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