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    This thread is for insults to other posters. Flame away! I hope the moderators leave this thread alone.
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    Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

    Go suck on a lemon!
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    • #3
      Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

      I fart in your general direction!

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      • #4
        Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

        I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
        Growing old is mandatory -- growing up is optional!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by joecct View Post
          This thread is for insults to other posters. Flame away! I hope the moderators leave this thread alone.
          I thought that was what the D-1 side was for.
          FERRIS STATE UNIVERSITY: 2012 FROZEN FOUR


          God, that was fun...

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          • #6
            Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

            Originally posted by Hammer View Post
            I thought that was what the D-1 side was for.
            Come to think of it, the insults are constantly being tossed in The 2nd Term - Round 2 - Amensty for Some, Miniature AR-15s for Others...
            Growing old is mandatory -- growing up is optional!

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            • #7
              Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

              That's a political thread. You deserve what you get wandering in there.
              FERRIS STATE UNIVERSITY: 2012 FROZEN FOUR


              God, that was fun...

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              • #8
                Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

                Originally posted by bigmrg74 View Post
                Go suck on a lemon!
                Do everyone a favor and stop posting.
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                • #9
                  Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

                  Originally posted by Biddco View Post
                  Do everyone a favor and stop posting.
                  No, really, he means it.
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                    Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

                    "He called me a baboon! He thinks I'm his wife!"
                    Legally drunk???? If its "legal", what's the ------- problem?!? - George Carlin

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                    • #11
                      Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

                      We also had a thread called "Creative Personalized Insults" earlier.

                      George Bernard Shaw is attributed with a classic:

                      Seated next to a young woman at dinner, he asked her if she'd have sex with him in exchange for the equivalent of $10 million. She blushed and giggled demurely and replied coquettishly, "oh, Mr. Shaw..."

                      Then he asked her if she'd have sex with him in exchange for the equivalent of $20. She frowned in outrage and replied, "Of course not, what kind of woman do you think I am?!?"

                      He answered, "Oh, we established that earlier; now we are negotiating price."
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                      • #12
                        Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

                        Chico: One dollar and you'll remember me all your life.
                        Groucho: That's the most nauseating proposition I ever had.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

                          Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
                          We also had a thread called "Creative Personalized Insults" earlier.

                          George Bernard Shaw is attributed with a classic:

                          Seated next to a young woman at dinner, he asked her if she'd have sex with him in exchange for the equivalent of $10 million. She blushed and giggled demurely and replied coquettishly, "oh, Mr. Shaw..."

                          Then he asked her if she'd have sex with him in exchange for the equivalent of $20. She frowned in outrage and replied, "Of course not, what kind of woman do you think I am?!?"

                          He answered, "Oh, we established that earlier; now we are negotiating price."
                          i thought this was churchill???
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                          • #14
                            Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

                            Originally posted by Biddco View Post
                            Do everyone a favor and stop posting.
                            Congratulations to Biddco on making his first meaningful post....ever!!!! Well done, my friend!
                            Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

                            RIP - Kirby

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                            • #15
                              Re: Your mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries

                              I don't think this thread was meant for creative insults from other people. I'm pretty sure we're supposed to call other posters out for being ****ing idiots.
                              Having a clear conscience just means you have a bad memory or you had a boring weekend.

                              RIP - Kirby

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