Re: TRP: Free of political butthurt since 1999.
Every time I see a spider when I'm vacuuming, I intentionally get him with the vacuum. (I'll leave it to you to debate where that lands on the spectrum between swatting at a fly and shooting a paintball gun at elderly pedestrians)
What's odd to me about it is that each time it happens, I have the same recurring thought in my head: that the spider will go into bag* and the vacuum environment will cause the spider to suddenly grow in size at which point he busts out of the vacuum and takes his revenge. I'd almost call it an "irrational fear" (I know it's stupid, but it freaks me out anyway), but it's not like this has ever caused me to pause or think twice about vacuuming spiders. Does anyone else have an absolutely absurd irrational fear like that?
*I don't have a bagless vacuum, which is stupid, but in my defense I didn't buy the vacuum.
Every time I see a spider when I'm vacuuming, I intentionally get him with the vacuum. (I'll leave it to you to debate where that lands on the spectrum between swatting at a fly and shooting a paintball gun at elderly pedestrians)
What's odd to me about it is that each time it happens, I have the same recurring thought in my head: that the spider will go into bag* and the vacuum environment will cause the spider to suddenly grow in size at which point he busts out of the vacuum and takes his revenge. I'd almost call it an "irrational fear" (I know it's stupid, but it freaks me out anyway), but it's not like this has ever caused me to pause or think twice about vacuuming spiders. Does anyone else have an absolutely absurd irrational fear like that?
*I don't have a bagless vacuum, which is stupid, but in my defense I didn't buy the vacuum.
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