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  • RaceBoarder
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    Re: TRP: Free of political butthurt since 1999.

    Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
    I am the catalyst that acts on behalf of God, the US Government, or a machine to ruin your vacation.
    Isn't it fun to conspire for years to bring down John Smith's life on a random Tuesday in June

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  • state of hockey
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    I irritate you with phone calls because your licensed representative can't read.

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  • FadeToBlack&Gold
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    Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
    I am the catalyst that acts on behalf of God, the US Government, or a machine to ruin your vacation.
    You win, unless there is no plane involved.

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  • MinnesotaNorthStar
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    I am the catalyst that acts on behalf of God, the US Government, or a machine to ruin your vacation.

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  • jen
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    Occasionally what I do at work is tell people that the "account not found" error message means that the account was not found. Usually I tell people that they're doing it wrong (but if they're not doing it wrong, and WE'RE doing it wrong, they probably made my day). I also spend my time explaining why I should not have to speak to clients. Sometimes the techie geeks use scary words like "socket" and "network" and my eyes glaze over.
    Last edited by jen; 01-13-2017, 07:42 PM.

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  • The Rube
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    I put boxes on a pallet, and let truck drivers take those boxes away.

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  • FadeToBlack&Gold
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    Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    MNS posted this on Facebook:

    "Badly Explain Your Profession"

    I agree, this should be fun.
    I steal your watch, tell you the time, give you vague (and predominately incorrect) ITSM advice, deliver a few template docs with some customized/gold-plated BS, and then take free/reduced-price vacations with the airline and hotel points you paid for me to earn.

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  • St. Clown
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    Who placed a camera in my office?

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  • Kepler
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    Originally posted by wolverineTrumpet View Post
    I try to solve the mystery of why something doesn't work the way it should. I help write instructions to make things correctly to prevent problems from reoccurring. Those typically get ignored and then I get lied to about what happened.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rksCTVFtjM4

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  • wolverineTrumpet
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    Re: TRP: Free of political butthurt since 1999.

    Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    MNS posted this on Facebook:

    "Badly Explain Your Profession"

    I agree, this should be fun.
    I try to solve the mystery of why something doesn't work the way it should. I help write instructions to make things correctly to prevent problems from reoccurring. Those typically get ignored and then I get lied to about what happened.

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  • MissThundercat
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    Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    MNS posted this on Facebook:

    "Badly Explain Your Profession"

    I agree, this should be fun.
    It's my fault the carts are wet on rainy days, and not in the garage on busy days. Also, even though I'm not that strong, I'm supposed to help you lift heavy stuff into your tiny car. I do all this while pretending to care.

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  • MissThundercat
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    Originally posted by SonofSouthie View Post
    Good for you. I've got a rescue myself(T-Bag; he's 7 now). How's Charlie the cat doing?
    Still snuggles and purrs. He's my best friend.

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  • melmac
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    Rearing the next generation of ***holes, and contributing to overpopulation, since 2013.
    Last edited by melmac; 01-13-2017, 11:46 AM.

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  • bigblue_dl
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    Re: TRP: Free of political butthurt since 1999.

    Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    MNS posted this on Facebook:

    "Badly Explain Your Profession"

    I agree, this should be fun.
    I surf the internet while fixing everything for my customers as efficiently as possible, so I can surf the internet more. I'm also always attempting to accumulate as many frequent flyer miles, and hotel points as possible so I get free vacations as often as possible.

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  • Scarlet
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    Wow. #FlashbackFriday indeed!

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