TRP: Free of political butthurt since 1999.

[French Rage]

When I was in 5th grade, I was told that my peers wouldn't stop pressuring me to do drugs until I caved.
In reality:

Friend: *extends a joint* Did you want to try?

Me: No thanks.

Friend: No worries, just thought I'd ask.

Chris Rock:

Drug dealers don’t really sell drugs. Drug dealers offer drugs. I’m 30 years old. Ain’t nobody ever sold me drugs. Ain’t nobody ever sold nobody in this room some drugs. Was you ever in your life not thinking about getting high and somebody sold you some ****ing drugs. Hell, no!

Drug dealers offer, “Hey man, You want some smoke? You want some smoke?” If you say “no,” that’s it. Now Jehovah’s Witnesses on the other hand. ****. Yo man, drug dealers don’t sell drugs. Drugs sell themselves. It’s crack. It’s not an encyclopedia. It’s not a ****ing vacuum cleaner. You don’t really gotta try to sell crack, OK? I’ve never heard a crack dealer go, “Man, how am I going to get rid of all this crack? It’s just piled up in my house.”

[MissThundercat]

When I was in 5th grade, I was told that my peers wouldn't stop pressuring me to do drugs until I caved.
In reality:

Friend: *extends a joint* Did you want to try?

Me: No thanks.

Friend: No worries, just thought I'd ask.

[wolverineTrumpet]

It's Pi Day.

Good day to celebrate circles, be irrational, and eat an entire pie.

A friend of mine posted in his social circle yesterday a picture of Pi.... Steve Piotrowski


here is your Pi day joke (a day late...but pi is irrational):
What did pi say to its sweetheart?
You look radian today

[MissThundercat]

It's Pi Day.

Good day to celebrate circles, be irrational, and eat an entire pie.

[RaceBoarder]

So I really want to hit a show this evening - a tribute band I play with (not in the band, but my band plays with them) is playing just down the street. There's a possibly very good one opening, and then a tribute to a band I detest, so I wouldn't need to be out late.

However, I need to work on site tomorrow, and will need to be out the door by 7:15-7:30.

Also I'm in my mid 40s and wake up ... poorly.

Jordan still managed to have a 50-pt game after coming out of retirement ;-)

[Swansong]

So I really want to hit a show this evening - a tribute band I play with (not in the band, but my band plays with them) is playing just down the street. There's a possibly very good one opening, and then a tribute to a band I detest, so I wouldn't need to be out late.

However, I need to work on site tomorrow, and will need to be out the door by 7:15-7:30.

Also I'm in my mid 40s and wake up ... poorly.

[MissThundercat]

I scream. You scream.
We're all screaming in this capitalist dystopian hellscape.

[Kepler]

Sounds like you guys know exactly where they are. Every interstate off ramp in GA, FL, NC, SC, AL, and TN.

When I have time I will expound on Advanced Waffle House Theory. For example, it is vital to know there are White Waffle Houses and Black Waffle Houses and they are very different.

[French Rage]

Here’s the thing, with exception to perhaps two moments in my life, I’ve only ever seen them as I’m passing by on the interstate. I’m not adverse to the type of food they have there, I’ve eaten at Denny’s and the Big Sioux, they’re just not around here.

Ditto. I have never actually found myself physically standing in front of one. I know of them, I've heard of them, I acknowledge their existence, I'll just be damned if I know where. Hell, same with Sonic and yet we still get a billion commercials for them out here.

[St. Clown]

Tips:

1. The waffles are great.
2. Obviously, it is unhealthy. Perhaps the worst fast food in America, which is one seriously high bar.
3. Try not to touch the menu itself, given who goes to Waffle House.
4. Don't go unarmed after dusk.
5. Don't go at all after midnight.
6. Circa 1998 at least they were still the only chain that made good grits.

Here’s the thing, with exception to perhaps two moments in my life, I’ve only ever seen them as I’m passing by on the interstate. I’m not adverse to the type of food they have there, I’ve eaten at Denny’s and the Big Sioux, they’re just not around here.

[RaceBoarder]

I love Waffle House.

This is the most unexpected comment made in the 25 year history of USCHO!

See Kep, not ALL things from the South are bad.

[Kepler]

I’ve never once eaten at a Waffle House. I’ve seen a couple.

Tips:

1. The waffles are great.
2. Obviously, it is unhealthy. Perhaps the worst fast food in America, which is one seriously high bar.
3. Try not to touch the menu itself, given who goes to Waffle House.
4. Don't go unarmed after dusk.
5. Don't go at all after midnight.
6. Circa 1998 at least they were still the only chain that made good grits.

[Kepler]

I love Waffle House.

[RaceBoarder]

Waffle House is decent enough for what it is. It's a guilty pleasure of mine whenever I'm out on adventures in the Southeast.

But I also understand why I would get hate around this place.

[St. Clown]

I’ve never once eaten at a Waffle House. I’ve seen a couple.