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  • 2012 Detroit Lions Thread: Brought To You By Attorney Sam Bernstein, 1-800-CALL-SAM

    Guess I'll start this.

    We got another one.
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    Re: 2012 Detroit Lions Thread: Brought To You By Attorney Sam Bernstein, 1-800-CALL-

    Early, but perfect thread title. Usually I wait until training camp opens, or very close to it. But we'll roll with this one.

    And this is getting ridiculous.
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    • #3
      Re: 2012 Detroit Lions Thread: Brought To You By Attorney Sam Bernstein, 1-800-CALL-

      Frequent felony card?
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      • #4
        Re: 2012 Detroit Lions Thread: Brought To You By Attorney Sam Bernstein, 1-800-CALL-

        Originally posted by Hammer View Post
        Early, but perfect thread title. Usually I wait until training camp opens, or very close to it. But we'll roll with this one.

        And this is getting ridiculous.
        Yeah, great title, and for crying out loud guys, its it that hard to always have a freakin' DD with ya??? Christ!!!!
        bueller: Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Why does Positrack work? Why does Ferris lose on the road and play dead at home?

        It just happens.


        nmupiccdiva: I'm sorry I missed you this weekend! I thought I saw you at the football game, but I didn't want to go up to a complete stranger and ask "are you Monster?" and have it not be you!

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        • #5
          Re: 2012 Detroit Lions Thread: Brought To You By Attorney Sam Bernstein, 1-800-CALL-

          Watching the Play60 commercial for the Lions on NFL network. At the rate we're going, Barry Sanders is going to get a DUI for driving that bus.
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          • #6
            Re: 2012 Detroit Lions Thread: Brought To You By Attorney Sam Bernstein, 1-800-CALL-

            Darn near lost another one.

            JFC, are we going to have to implement the Fulmer Cup on the NFL level?
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            • #7
              Re: 2012 Detroit Lions Thread: Brought To You By Attorney Sam Bernstein, 1-800-CALL-

              Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
              Darn near lost another one.

              JFC, are we going to have to implement the Fulmer Cup on the NFL level?
              I would have to say that they're going to end up naming that trophy after us, if they don't name it for the Late Al Davis.
              bueller: Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Why does Positrack work? Why does Ferris lose on the road and play dead at home?

              It just happens.


              nmupiccdiva: I'm sorry I missed you this weekend! I thought I saw you at the football game, but I didn't want to go up to a complete stranger and ask "are you Monster?" and have it not be you!

              leswp1: you need the Monster to fix you

              Life is active, find Balance!massage therapy Ann Arbor

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              • #8
                Re: 2012 Detroit Lions Thread: Brought To You By Attorney Sam Bernstein, 1-800-CALL-

                And now Aaron Berry may or may not have pointed a gun at someone from inside a car.

                Yeah.
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                • #9
                  Re: 2012 Detroit Lions Thread: Brought To You By Attorney Sam Bernstein, 1-800-CALL-

                  You guys should hire Saul Goodman...
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                  • #10
                    Re: 2012 Detroit Lions Thread: Brought To You By Attorney Sam Bernstein, 1-800-CALL-

                    Confirmed.

                    That's seven arrests in seven months. We should just rename ourselves the Nittany Lions at this point.
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                    • #11
                      Re: 2012 Detroit Lions Thread: Brought To You By Attorney Sam Bernstein, 1-800-CALL-

                      We're going to end up being the mid-2000's Bengals.

                      One great year after over a decade of failure, four billion arrests, some mediocre years followed by our franchise QB demanding to be traded because he's sick of being surrounded by idiots.
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                      • #12
                        Jebus ttittie-fuucckkin'-christ fellas??? Would it really hurt ya to just go to bible study one night out of the week???
                        bueller: Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Why does Positrack work? Why does Ferris lose on the road and play dead at home?

                        It just happens.


                        nmupiccdiva: I'm sorry I missed you this weekend! I thought I saw you at the football game, but I didn't want to go up to a complete stranger and ask "are you Monster?" and have it not be you!

                        leswp1: you need the Monster to fix you

                        Life is active, find Balance!massage therapy Ann Arbor

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                        • #13
                          Re: 2012 Detroit Lions Thread: Brought To You By Attorney Sam Bernstein, 1-800-CALL-

                          Aaron Berry has been cut.

                          Good.
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                          • #14
                            Re: 2012 Detroit Lions Thread: Brought To You By Attorney Sam Bernstein, 1-800-CALL-

                            Not a moment too soon.
                            FERRIS STATE UNIVERSITY: 2012 FROZEN FOUR


                            God, that was fun...

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
                              Aaron Berry has been cut.

                              Good.
                              I would have been tempted to keep him around all camp, make him the team *****, and then cut him on the last day.
                              bueller: Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? Why does Positrack work? Why does Ferris lose on the road and play dead at home?

                              It just happens.


                              nmupiccdiva: I'm sorry I missed you this weekend! I thought I saw you at the football game, but I didn't want to go up to a complete stranger and ask "are you Monster?" and have it not be you!

                              leswp1: you need the Monster to fix you

                              Life is active, find Balance!massage therapy Ann Arbor

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