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  • #121
    Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

    Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
    There's a war, and there's personal conflicts in said war.
    This is the greatest review of "War and Peace" ever written.
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    • #122
      Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

      Originally posted by Kepler View Post
      We'll agree to disagree about Saw; I thought it was quite good. I agree about zombies, though. They have been done to death.

      zombies : adolescent boys :: vampires : adolescent girls
      So you're saying it should be Abraham Lincoln, Zombie Hunter? (by the way, just read the book while flying cross country. Actually absurdly entertaining. Unfortunately I know the movie will just be a standard action/slasher flick and probably nothing like the actual book)

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      • #123
        Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

        My wife has been watching "The Way We Were" for what seems like the last five hours. It is one of the most tedious movies I've ever tried to ignore.
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        • #124
          Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
          My wife has been watching "The Way We Were" for what seems like the last five hours. It is one of the most tedious movies I've ever tried to ignore.
          Boy howdy. In reviewing a Streisand TV special many years ago, Time said: "90 minutes of Barbra Streisand is about 45 minutes too much."
          Last edited by Old Pio; 04-24-2012, 11:22 PM.
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          • #125
            Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

            Originally posted by Old Pio View Post
            Boy howdy. In reviewing a Streisand TV special many years ago, Time said: "90 minutes of Barbra Streisand is about 45 minutes too much."
            Only Streisand movie I ever watched (because I was forced to, as a young'n) was Yentl. Good God. Terrible. Horrible.
            Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
            Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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            • #126
              Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

              Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
              Only Streisand movie I ever watched (because I was forced to, as a young'n) was Yentl. Good God. Terrible. Horrible.
              I kinda liked her in "What's up, Doc?"
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              • #127
                Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                Only Streisand movie I ever watched (because I was forced to, as a young'n) was Yentl. Good God. Terrible. Horrible.
                She was great in "Hello Dolly" because it featured only her marvelous voice, not her utterly non-existent acting talent. In everything else she's just another homely, grating neighbor from Five Towns.
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                • #128
                  Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                  Originally posted by Old Pio View Post
                  I kinda liked her in "What's up, Doc?"
                  Which includes the wonderful exchange:

                  "Love means never having to say you're sorry."

                  (long beat)

                  "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
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                  • #129
                    Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                    She was great in "Hello Dolly" because it featured only her marvelous voice, not her utterly non-existent acting talent. In everything else she's just another homely, grating neighbor from Five Towns.
                    Marvelous voice? My Parise, you really needed to advance in PoTY.

                    Watched "The Sitter" tonight. There was one, maybe two amusing moments. Other than that? Crap. It couldn't even really be saved by watching with a bunch of drunk friends.
                    Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                    Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                    • #130
                      Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                      Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                      Marvelous voice? My Parise, you really needed to advance in PoTY.
                      I loath Babs in many ways, but she had a perfect Broadway voice.
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                      • #131
                        Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                        I loath Babs in many ways, but she had a perfect Broadway voice.
                        And by Broadway you mean the street, preferably after being hit by a bus right?
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                        • #132
                          Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                          Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                          And by Broadway you mean the street, preferably after being hit by a bus right?
                          It could only improve her looks. That woman was fugly by Long Island standards, and a Long Island 9 is a California 3.
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                          • #133
                            Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                            My wife has been watching "The Way We Were" for what seems like the last five hours. It is one of the most tedious movies I've ever tried to ignore.
                            The Accidental Tourist was worse -- it put me to sleep in a hurry.
                            Growing old is mandatory -- growing up is optional!

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                            • #134
                              Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                              Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                              It could only improve her looks. That woman was fugly by Long Island standards, and a Long Island 9 is a California 3.
                              So, what would it be on the Michigan Tech Scale?
                              Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                              Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                              • #135
                                Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                                Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                                So, what would it be on the Michigan Tech Scale?
                                She has a vagina she gets a 12
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                                "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
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