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  • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

    Hudson Hawk = BRUCE WILLIS AWESOMENESS!!!
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    • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

      Originally posted by Handyman View Post
      I dont think Battleship was played for laughs or as a wink to the 80s, I think it just sucked and you guys are trying to find a reason to defend your liking a movie that sucked. Dont hide it, embrace your moment of tasteless fun, we all have crap movies that we love and this is one of yours. Dont try and pretend they knew what they were doing and it was some grand plan and you "get it" while others dont, it just makes you stupid
      Oh Christ, Handy, get off your soapbox. Nobody is saying that. We are saying it's trash and dagnabit trash can be fun. That's not your tiresome narrative, but too bad.
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      • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

        Originally posted by Handyman View Post
        Hudson Hawk = BRUCE WILLIS AWESOMENESS!!!
        "I hated cigarettes until I saw my first no smoking sign. Keep off the grass? Let's play soccer. The law I cared for was friendship. I broke that one too, didn't I?"

        Yeah, that's Danny Aiello's line, but still, I like the movie for its corn. It seems to get panned by all the critics, though.
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        • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

          Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
          "I hated cigarettes until I saw my first no smoking sign. Keep off the grass? Let's play soccer. The law I cared for was friendship. I broke that one too, didn't I?"

          Yeah, that's Danny Aiello's line, but still, I like the movie for its corn. It seems to get panned by all the critics, though.
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          • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
            Oh Christ, Handy, get off your soapbox. Nobody is saying that. We are saying it's trash and dagnabit trash can be fun. That's not your tiresome narrative, but too bad.
            For perhaps the first time ever, I'm with Handy on this one. Kepler, YOU said EXACTLY what Handy implied you were saying in your posts about the movie. Then turn around and try to claim that "Nobody is saying that." And you wonder why no one takes your opinions seriously?

            Originally posted by Kepler
            I took the whole plotline to be a parody of terrible 80's movies...
            The whole thing was a giant wink. I mean, making a movie out of flippin' Battleship was perhaps a clue?
            You think Michael effing Bay has the visionary capabilities to create a movie like that as one big inside joke? I think the joke is on you, bud.

            Now please excuse me while I go wash away my sins of agreeing with Handy.

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            • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

              Originally posted by johnnypohlfan View Post
              Now please excuse me while I go wash away my sins of agreeing with Handy.
              Watch three Transformers in expiation.

              But if anybody is agreeing with Handy then I'll definitely restate what I meant. Battleship was fun and stupid. If Bay made it stupid on purpose, he has taken one small step to apologize to his fellow Wesleyan alums. If he made it stupid by accident, at least he entertained us.
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              • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                Battleship was fun and stupid.
                I bet this one is better.

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                • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                  Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
                  I bet this one is better.
                  Didn't someone post a picture here one time of the old battleship game box where a Father and son were playing the game at the dining room table while the Mother and daughter were in the kitchen washing dishes? Sexist or not that one made me laugh.

                  Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  Watch three Transformers in expiation.

                  But if anybody is agreeing with Handy then I'll definitely restate what I meant. Battleship was fun and stupid. If Bay made it stupid on purpose, he has taken one small step to apologize to his fellow Wesleyan alums. If he made it stupid by accident, at least he entertained us.
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                  • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                    So against my better judgment, I finished Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. I'm glad I did. The ending was much more rewarding than the rest of the movie. If this movie wasn't about 9/11, it would have been fantastic. But unfortunately, this was a pure Oscar fishing and exploiting 9/11...
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                    • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                      I just liked it a lot because I was drunk. Do you guys need to argue about everything?
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                      • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                        I will have to ask you all to excuse any posts I make tonight, they may be confusing, or just plain stupid. I will be turning my brain off so I can properly watch Cowboys and Aliens.
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                        • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                          Originally posted by bigblue_dl View Post
                          I will have to ask you all to excuse any posts I make tonight, they may be confusing, or just plain stupid. I will be turning my brain off so I can properly watch Cowboys and Aliens.
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                          • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                            Originally posted by Rimbaud View Post
                            Do you guys need to argue about everything?
                            Are you new here?

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                            • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                              Since we are talking Hudson Hawk.

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                              • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                                Originally posted by Rimbaud View Post
                                I just liked it a lot because I was drunk.
                                It's amazing how many terrible movies in the IMDB Bottom 100 become hilarious when under the influence.

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