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  • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

    Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
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    • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

      Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
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      • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

        Originally posted by Scarlet View Post
        All right all right all right........Magic Mike. Perfect Friday night movie after a long week. And it was surprisingly good.
        We went for the AC. Very funny in parts (mostly the interaction between the dancers). The drama portion was rote. But it beat waiting for the power to come back at home.
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        • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

          Ok it is official...Kepler is a chick No one could be as pretentious as she is whilst also watching The Bachelorette and paying to see Magic Mike and have any sort of testicular function.
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          • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

            Seriously. The only way a man pays to see that movie is if he is pretty sure the woman he is on a date with will repay the favor.
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            • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

              Originally posted by state of hockey View Post
              Seriously. The only way a man pays to see that movie is if he is pretty sure the woman he is on a date with will repay the favor.
              It was the other way. The wife had gone to Battleship and Prometheus. I was 2 in the red.

              (I did a quick survey of the audience on the way out, though. It was about 9:1, so there were a few other men in similar trouble. I think we lucked out. It could have been a lot worse.)

              I have one more to make up, so if anybody knows anything that sounds like a chick flick but is actually decent, please pass it on.
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              • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                Forget about the fight over health care or illegal immigration, Magic Mike is the greatest threat to America. (and not because of the male strippers. It gives that delta bravo McConaghey more work. That man's career peaked with Dazed and Confused.)
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                • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                  You know, I bet the majority of women that went to see Magic Mike were disappointed because it was actually a movie with a story and not two hours of Chippendales. It's kind of pathetic the comments I've seen from guys about refusing to see it and if any other guys do they are less of a man.

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                  • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                    OK - no reviews of Ted more than 24 hours after it opens?
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                    • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                      Originally posted by SteveP View Post
                      OK - no reviews of Ted more than 24 hours after it opens?
                      Maybe no one on here is stupid enough to go to it? Nah. OK, maybe just not stupid enough to post about it....

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                      • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                        I've heard that it's funny and worth seeing. Of course, that's all critic talk, so take it for what it's worth.
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                        • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                          Rottentomatoes.com had it at 66% the last time I looked on Friday. That surprised me. If/when I see it, it'll be when it's released to dvd/streaming.
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                          • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                            Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                            Rottentomatoes.com had it at 66% the last time I looked on Friday. That surprised me. If/when I see it, it'll be when it's released to dvd/streaming.
                            I have a feeling if it starred Adam Sandler instead, it would be ripped constantly. Just a guess.
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                            • Originally posted by Scarlet View Post
                              You know, I bet the majority of women that went to see Magic Mike were disappointed because it was actually a movie with a story and not two hours of Chippendales. It's kind of pathetic the comments I've seen from guys about refusing to see it and if any other guys do they are less of a man.
                              Oh, settle down. I bet I'll end up seeing it. I'm just not spending ten bucks to see it. There are many movies that don't involve male strippers that fall into that category.
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                              • Re: New/Rented Movies: Have Mercy on Michael Bay's Soul, He Knows Not What He Does

                                Originally posted by Scarlet View Post
                                You know, I bet the majority of women that went to see Magic Mike were disappointed because it was actually a movie with a story and not two hours of Chippendales. It's kind of pathetic the comments I've seen from guys about refusing to see it and if any other guys do they are less of a man.
                                Have you never met men before?

                                Plus I was mocking Kepler...dude is a chick

                                I havent seen Ted but if it starred Adam Sandler it would be horrible anyways. Sandler doesnt even try anymore he just makes movies so he can get paid to hang with his friends. Sometimes it works, but for the most part it is just lame and feels old.
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