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    These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read:
    1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the
    wealthy out of prosperity.
    2. What one person receives without working for, another person must
    work for without receiving.
    3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government
    does not first take from somebody else.
    4. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work
    because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other
    half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is
    going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of
    the end of any nation.
    5. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.

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    A Short Spelling Lesson

    The last four letters in American........I Can
    The last four letters in Republican......I Can
    The last four letters in Democrats.....Rats

    End of Lesson
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    The skunk has replaced the Eagle as the new symbol for the President.

    It is half black, half white, and everything it does stinks.
    a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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    Re: these are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read

    6. You cannot make this **** up.

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    • #3
      Re: these are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read

      Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
      These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read:
      nah

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        Re: these are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read

        What if Ronny Reagan and Spambot had a baby?
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          Why did you feel the need to bump this one back up??

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          Test to see if I can add this.

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            Re: these are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read

            Five better sentences for Jon:
            1. US Navy is building their own Roboshark.
            2. Please welcome your defending national champion Providence college Friars!
            3. UnhCat07 and Hokeydad to collaborate on Area Clown Desevrings Website.
            4. BBC announces they were "just kidding" about all those old Dr. Who episodes from the 60's they claimed to have deleted.
            5. Monkey/Honeybadger hybrid approved as a pet.

            "I have come up with a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel. ."
            -Blackadder
            "I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here. "
            -Casablanca
            "They could maybe hire another officer to catch the illegal immigrant drug dealers breast feeding at Dunkin' Donuts or whatever it is! Thank you!"
            -Somerville Speakout

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              Re: these are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read

              Originally posted by Jon View Post
              Five better sentences for Jon:
              1. US Navy is building their own Roboshark.
              2. Please welcome your defending national champion Providence college Friars!
              3. UnhCat07 and Hokeydad to collaborate on Area Clown Desevrings Website.
              4. BBC announces they were "just kidding" about all those old Dr. Who episodes from the 60's they claimed to have deleted.
              5. Monkey/Honeybadger hybrid approved as a pet.
              Well 4 of those have a chance in hell of happening.
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