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    2012 Minnesota Twins: 99 Problems...

    Pitchers and Catchers Report Feb. 18th.

    Projected Lineup for Opening day vs the Orioles at Camden Yards on April 6th.

    1 Denard Span, CF
    2 Jamey Carroll, SS
    3 Joe Mauer, C
    4 Justin Morneau, 1B
    5 Josh Willingham, RF
    6 Ryan Doumit, DH
    7 Danny Valencia, 3B
    8 Alexi Casilla, 2B
    9 Ben Revere, LF

    Carl Pavano has already been announced by Gardy as the Opening Day starter.

    This team is in deep doo-doo unless we make some more moves. We are one injury away from being an average AAA team.
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    Re: 2012 Minnesota Twins: 99 Problems...

    99 problems and a

    Glass Joe is one
    Dizzy Morneau is one
    bullpen is one
    starting rotation is one
    unreliable closer is one

    Quite possibly the most accurate thread title I've ever seen. This team is going to rival the Wild for being unbearable to watch.

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    • #3
      Re: 2012 Minnesota Twins: 99 Problems...

      Originally posted by JF_Gophers View Post
      Pitchers and Catchers Report Feb. 18th.

      Projected Lineup for Opening day vs the Orioles at Camden Yards on April 6th.

      1 Denard Span, CF
      2 Jamey Carroll, SS
      3 Joe Mauer, C
      4 Justin Morneau, 1B
      5 Josh Willingham, RF
      6 Ryan Doumit, DH
      7 Danny Valencia, 3B
      8 Alexi Casilla, 2B
      9 Ben Revere, LF

      Carl Pavano has already been announced by Gardy as the Opening Day starter.

      This team is in deep doo-doo unless we make some more moves. We are one injury away from being an average AAA team.
      Casilla still starting is a major problem. When are we going to have a decent infield up the middle again?
      **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

      Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
      Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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      • #4
        Re: 2012 Minnesota Twins: 99 Problems...

        Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
        Casilla still starting is a major problem. When are we going to have a decent infield up the middle again?
        didn't Casilla win that game 163 vs the Tigers?
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        • #5
          Re: 2012 Minnesota Twins: 99 Problems...

          Originally posted by JF_Gophers View Post
          didn't Casilla win that game 163 vs the Tigers?
          Nick Punto won a WS - I don't want him back either.

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            Re: 2012 Minnesota Twins: 99 Problems...

            Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
            Nick Punto won a WS - I don't want him back either.
            Plenty of terrible players win WS titles - it's a team game, after all.

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              Re: 2012 Minnesota Twins: 99 Problems...

              Tell me again why we aren't/weren't going after Roy Oswalt?
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              • #8
                Re: 2012 Minnesota Twins: 99 Problems...

                Originally posted by JF_Gophers View Post
                Tell me again why we aren't/weren't going after Roy Oswalt?
                Makes too much sense.

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                  Re: 2012 Minnesota Twins: 99 Problems...

                  Originally posted by Bakunin View Post
                  Plenty of terrible players win WS titles - it's a team game, after all.
                  I'll open with Steve Lombardozzi.

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                  • #10
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                    I know it is just a pipe dream - but I was sad we didn't even attempt to bring in Lord Albert Pujols or another big time right handed stick
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                    • #11
                      Re: 2012 Minnesota Twins: 99 Problems...

                      Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
                      Nick Punto won a WS - I don't want him back either.
                      I could name 3-4 people in the projected starting lineup I would rather Punto over...
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                      • #12
                        Re: 2012 Minnesota Twins: 99 Problems...

                        Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                        I could name 3-4 people in the projected starting lineup I would rather Punto over...
                        This.......
                        **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

                        Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
                        Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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                        • #13
                          Re: 2012 Minnesota Twins: 99 Problems...

                          If you think the projected starting lineup is bad, just think about June when we have lost the usual suspects to injury and Casilla to being a terrible player.

                          1 Denard Span, CF
                          2 Jamey Carroll, SS
                          3 Rene Tosoni, LF
                          4 Chris Parmalee, 1B
                          5 Josh Willingham, DH
                          6 Ryan Doumit, C
                          7 Danny Valencia, 3B
                          8 Luke Hughes, 2B
                          9 Ben Revere, RF
                          Last edited by JF_Gophers; 02-14-2012, 06:59 AM.
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                            Last years Twins team made me realize I am more of a Twins bandwagon guy than anyone. Thanks to the "Hunt for 100" I was rooting against them.
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                              I'm planning to be at Target Field Memorial Day weekend. Any advice on seating for the best combination of cheap and viewable? I'm pretty stingy but might splurge for one of the games. I think individual games go on sale Feb. 25.
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