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  • joecct
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    Group of Catholic priests formed a band and went touring on the road. They're calling it the Hank Iggy Tour.

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  • FreshFish
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    So the stoner says, "wow, so there is a special day dedicated to Jerry, Bobby, Phil, Billy, Mickey and Pig Pen? Far out, man!"

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  • MissThundercat
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    Don't forget to turn your clocks back tonight; Cher this message with your friends!

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  • FreshFish
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    Today should be a really good day for St. Lawrence and for the professional football team in New Orleans.

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  • FreshFish
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    If something is related to an air compressor, is it a pump kin?

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  • jericho
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    What's a ghost's favorite meal?

    Ghoul-ash.

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  • huskyfan
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    Where did they put the vampire when he was arrested? In the red blood cell.

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  • The Sicatoka
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    Who'd the vampire take to the dance? His ghoul friend, but his mummy was a chaperon.

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  • MissThundercat
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    You can't trust an onion. They'll leek all your secrets.

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  • The Sicatoka
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    In honor of the approach of Halloween:

    The new release of "The Witch's Manual" is being recalled; they forgot to run spell check.

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  • owslachief
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    Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
    There is a "b" in "both" ?
    There was also a "b" in my bonnet.

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  • huskyfan
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    once you've seen a shopping center, you've seen them mall.

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  • FreshFish
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    Originally posted by owslachief View Post
    What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
    There is a "b" in "both" ?


    tip of the hat to Lewis Carroll.

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  • joecct
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    Originally posted by owslachief View Post
    What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
    A whoosh?

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  • owslachief
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    What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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