Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

[joecct]

Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

Group of Catholic priests formed a band and went touring on the road. They're calling it the Hank Iggy Tour.

[FreshFish]

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So the stoner says, "wow, so there is a special day dedicated to Jerry, Bobby, Phil, Billy, Mickey and Pig Pen? Far out, man!"

[MissThundercat]

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Don't forget to turn your clocks back tonight; Cher this message with your friends!

[FreshFish]

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Today should be a really good day for St. Lawrence and for the professional football team in New Orleans.

[FreshFish]

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If something is related to an air compressor, is it a pump kin?

[jericho]

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What's a ghost's favorite meal?

Ghoul-ash.

[huskyfan]

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Where did they put the vampire when he was arrested? In the red blood cell.

[The Sicatoka]

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Who'd the vampire take to the dance? His ghoul friend, but his mummy was a chaperon.

[MissThundercat]

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You can't trust an onion. They'll leek all your secrets.

[The Sicatoka]

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In honor of the approach of Halloween:

The new release of "The Witch's Manual" is being recalled; they forgot to run spell check.

[owslachief]

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There is a "b" in "both" ?

There was also a "b" in my bonnet.

[huskyfan]

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once you've seen a shopping center, you've seen them mall.

[FreshFish]

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

There is a "b" in "both" ?


tip of the hat to Lewis Carroll.

[joecct]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A whoosh?

[owslachief]

Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?