four men are stranded in a lifeboat. they have five cigarettes but no lighter. to solve the problem they threw one cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
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"We are not too far away from a national championship," said (John) Scott.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bison.
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Here's one for all the estate planning experts out there (both of them....)
So a man was getting a divorce from his wife because of her infidelity. He was informed by his divorce attorney that he'd still have to pay alimony anyway. He said, "there is no way I want to write her a check every month, that would be too difficult for me emotionally. how about we set up a trust instead, and I'll put money into the trust and the trustee can send her the check instead?"
and so, they set up a Spousal Lifetime Unit Trust.
"Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom
You know what seems odd to me? Numbers that aren't divisible by two.
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