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  • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

    I guess bears make the best coffee and the best beer.

    They are always brewin' something...
    "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

    "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

    "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

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    • Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
      I guess bears make the best coffee and the best beer.

      They are always brewin' something...
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        Alcohol and calculus don't mix; so don't drink and derive.

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        • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

          A: What do you call a whore house entrance?
          B: I don't know.
          A: HODOR.
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          • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

            A. "No Thit, Sherlock"

            Q. What the doctor said when Holmes reported he was constipated.
            CCT '77 & '78
            4 kids
            5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
            1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

            ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
            - Benjamin Franklin

            Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

            I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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            • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

              (From the Math series, Vol. IV)
              What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

              Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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              • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                Two drums and a cymbal fell off a cliff ... bah-dump--ting!
                The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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                • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                  Okay, not really a pun, but this really, really has me smiling inside and I didn't know where else to put it:

                  "The other day, my friend was telling me that I don't understand the meaning of irony, which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop at the time."
                  If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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                    I know a guy addicted to drinking brake fluid; we think he has a problem but he says he can stop any time.
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                    • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                      Why don't crabs give to charity?

                      Because they're shellfish.
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                      • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                        I heard they banned gambling at the zoo; there's too many cheetahs.
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                        • Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                          I heard they banned gambling at the zoo; there's too many cheetahs.
                          You're lion
                          CCT '77 & '78
                          4 kids
                          5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                          1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                          ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                          - Benjamin Franklin

                          Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                          I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                            cat fight
                            Originally posted by mtu_huskies
                            "We are not too far away from a national championship," said (John) Scott.
                            Boosh Factor 4

                            Originally posted by Brent Hoven
                            Yeah, but you're my favorite hag.

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                              Originally posted by huskyfan View Post
                              cat fight
                              meow
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                                She criticized my apartment so I knocked her flat.

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