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A dyslexic man walked into a bra...
A dyslexic man walked into a bra...
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Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1
two silkworms were in a race. it ended in a tie.Boosh Factor 4Originally posted by mtu_huskies
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There is no I in "team," but there is an I in "Tim" and my friend Carlos pronounces it as "team" accounting for his accent. So there's that.Comment
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How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Do you want to go to the Moon?! DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE MOON! ?Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
Sadly, No.CCT '77 & '78
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Science humor:
Person 1: That was sodium funny!
Person 2: I slapped my neon that one!Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Woody's chalkboard had this to say today:
The Past, the Present and the Future walked into a bar.
It was tense.Comment
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Ever have sex while camping?
It's f-ing intents.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Chicken and Egg are each enjoying a cigarette in bed. Egg turns to Chicken and says, "well I guess that answers that question!"Comment
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two Yoopers walk out of a bar. nah, wouldnt happen.Boosh Factor 4Originally posted by mtu_huskies
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@FoxNews: 297-pound groper caught in Gulf of Mexico http://fxn.ws/1hyQosj http://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/47...433024/photo/1
Glad the hung the SOB! Oh, it was a grouper. My mistake.CCT '77 & '78
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5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
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”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.Comment
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I will play the Staccato, shortly.
I'll also do the Fermata, but it's been awhile.Comment
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