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  • #826
    Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

    How many college students does it take to change a light bulb?

    Four.
    One to hold the bulb and three to drink until the room spins.

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    • #827
      Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

      Did this one at some Leafs fans.

      There was no Reimer reason they should've lost to the Bruins.
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      • #828
        Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

        Originally posted by Farce Poobah View Post
        How many college students does it take to change a light bulb?

        Four.
        One to hold the bulb and three to drink until the room spins.
        FTW in this little interlude

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        • #829
          Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

          Q: What do you call a guy who cut himself shaving?

          A: Nick!
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          • #830
            Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

            Fave from my time in England:

            How many Oxford professors does it take to change a lightbulb?

            CHANGE???!?!?!!?!?!!

            (better when spoken, obviously)
            If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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            • #831
              Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

              Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
              Q: What do you call a guy who cut himself shaving?

              A: Nick!
              I once had a girlfriend with one leg. Her name was Eileen.
              Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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              • #832
                Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                Q: What do you call a guy who cut himself shaving?

                A: Nick!

                or the guy with no arms and no legs in the swimming pool?

                Bob
                "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

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                "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                • #833
                  Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                  Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
                  or the guy with no arms and no legs in the swimming pool?

                  Bob
                  The guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

                  Art.
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                  • #834
                    Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                    Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                    The guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

                    Art.
                    The guy with no arms and no legs playing in the leaves?

                    Russell
                    "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                    "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                    "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                    "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                    • #835
                      Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                      Or the twins with no arms and no legs hanging above the wall?

                      Curt N Rod

                      Anyway...

                      How does actress Reese eat cereal?

                      Witherspoon
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                      • #836
                        Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                        The guy with no arms and no legs in the hot tub?

                        Stu.

                        The girl with one leg?

                        Eileen.

                        Where does she work?

                        IHOP.
                        Michigan Tech Huskies Pep Band: There's No Use Trying To Talk. No Human Sound Can Stand Up To This. Loud Enough To Knock You Down.

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                        • #837
                          Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                          The guy with no arms and no legs being dragged behind the boat?

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                          • #838
                            Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                            How about that gay couple, Neil and Bob?
                            Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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                            • #839
                              Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                              The girl with no arms or legs on the beach?

                              Sandy.

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                              • #840
                                Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                                What do you with a sick chemist?

                                Well, if you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well barium.
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