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  • #796
    Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

    Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
    Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge (music)
    I can't think of a single piece of music with this chord progression.

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    • #797
      Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

      Originally posted by owslachief View Post
      I can't think of a single piece of music with this chord progression.
      It was just to remember the order.
      Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
      Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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      • #798
        Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

        Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
        Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge (music)
        ah, yes, the lines in the treble clef. or Good Boys Do Fine Always for the bass clef. Well played.
        "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

        "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

        "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

        "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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        • #799
          Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

          My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas: planets in order from the sun (well, until they dropped Pluto.)

          "How I need a drink, alcoholic of course, after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics." Number of letters in each word are the digits of pi in order.
          Michigan Tech Huskies Pep Band: There's No Use Trying To Talk. No Human Sound Can Stand Up To This. Loud Enough To Knock You Down.

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          • #800
            Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

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            • #801
              Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

              Did you know that the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary?

              It's true. Go look and see for yourself!
              "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

              "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

              "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

              "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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              • #802
                Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
                Did you know that the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary?

                It's true. Go look and see for yourself!
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                DOH!

                Sort of off-topic, but the other morning I'm sure I heard a radio news segment personality say "Corneacopia" (sic).
                So what is that, a feast to the eyes?

                I believe Rich Hall would call this a sniglet.

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                • #803
                  Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                  I was talking to Earl E. Bird yesterday. Mr. Bird said he was going to take advantage of Black Friday specials on Thursday this year.

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                  • #804
                    Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                    Some of the other reindeer were upset that Donner and Blitzen were getting all the attention from Santa. When Santa was asked about it, he just smiled and said "they're my Star Bucks."
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                    • #805
                      Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                      Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                      Some of the other reindeer were upset that Donner and Blitzen were getting all the attention from Santa. When Santa was asked about it, he just smiled and said "they're my Star Bucks."
                      Wonder if they earned any doe from him?
                      Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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                      • #806
                        Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                        Originally posted by DrDemento View Post
                        Wonder if they earned any doe from him?
                        Couldn't get any interest so they went stag.
                        CCT '77 & '78
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                        5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                        1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                        ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                        - Benjamin Franklin

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                        I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                        • #807
                          Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                          Originally posted by joecct View Post
                          Couldn't get any interest so they went stag.
                          Oh deer Joe, you are really reaching!
                          Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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                          • #808
                            Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                            Originally posted by DrDemento View Post
                            Oh deer Joe, you are really reaching!
                            C'mon Doc, you know the real reason why they showed no interest in the doe? She didn't have a rack.
                            CCT '77 & '78
                            4 kids
                            5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                            1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                            ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                            - Benjamin Franklin

                            Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                            I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                            • #809
                              Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                              I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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                              "One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates
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                              • #810
                                Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                                Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                                I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
                                Don't you know by now there is not gravity-the earth just sucks.
                                Take the shortest distance to the puck and arrive in ill humor

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