John decides he wants to throw a theme party and after some thought he decides it will be an emotion party. So he writes up a bunch of invitations to his friends and sends them out, telling them to come to his house on Saturday night dressed up as their favourite emotion. Saturday night finally arrives and John hears a knock at his door. When he answers it he sees his friend Gary who's dressed from head to toe in green, he even has his face painted green. John thinks for a minute and says "Let me guess Gary, you are green with envy", Gary says "Yes, very good" and John lets him in. After a few more minutes there's another knock at the door and John answers it to see his friend Wanda all dressed up from head to toe in red, even having her face painted red. After a second or two John says "I got it Wanda, you are red with rage." Wanda says "Good work John" and joins the party. A few more minutes pass by and the door knocks again and John answers it and his friend Pete is standing there all dressed in blue. John, getting good at this, takes a crack at it and says "Pete you are blue with sorrow", to which Pete says "Exactly" and heads into to the party. Another few minutes goes by and there's another knock at John's front door. John answers it to find his French Canadian friend Jacques standing there completely naked with a piece of fruit on his tallywacker. John a little shocked, tries his best to figure out what Jacques is supposed to be, but just can't figure it out. So he finally gives in and says "Ok Jacques you got me, what emotion are you supposed to be?" Jacques proudly proclaims "I am deep in dis pear" and heads into the party.
Let'sgo Cats!!!
PhiladelphiaPhillies Well there's always next year
"All the miseries and evils which men suffer from vice, crime, ambition, injustice, oppression, slavery and war, proceed from their despising or neglecting the precepts contained in the Bible." [Noah Webster. History. p. 339]
My spouse and I were playing bridge with the Obamas. Every time Barry bid for a contract, we were able to prevent him from taking enough tricks.
Ah, the pleasure that comes with setting a President.....
It's "Really Terrible Puns" not "Lame Political Puns".
A guy was walking along the beach when he came across a woman with no arms and no legs crying. He asked her what was wrong and she replied "well I've never been *ed". The guy looked at her and said "well I can take of that!" So he picked her up and threw her in the water. He yelled out "there! Now your *ed!"
But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
Originally posted by Doyle Woody
Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."
It's "Really Terrible Puns" not "Lame Political Puns".
Perhaps you merely are unfamiliar with bridge terminology? If you "set" the other team, it means you prevent them from making the contract that they bid for. No politics involved at all.
"Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."
"Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats
"People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom
Perhaps you merely are unfamiliar with bridge terminology? If you "set" the other team, it means you prevent them from making the contract that they bid for. No politics involved at all.
No I got that. I prefer spades myself. The use of Obama, given your other posts around here, made it lame.
But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
Originally posted by Doyle Woody
Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."
But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
Originally posted by Doyle Woody
Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."
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