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  • #1021
    Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

    Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
    There is a "b" in "both" ?
    There was also a "b" in my bonnet.

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    • #1022
      Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

      In honor of the approach of Halloween:

      The new release of "The Witch's Manual" is being recalled; they forgot to run spell check.
      The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

      North Dakota Hockey:

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      • #1023
        Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

        You can't trust an onion. They'll leek all your secrets.
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        "One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates
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        • #1024
          Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

          Who'd the vampire take to the dance? His ghoul friend, but his mummy was a chaperon.
          The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

          North Dakota Hockey:

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          • #1025
            Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

            Where did they put the vampire when he was arrested? In the red blood cell.
            Originally posted by mtu_huskies
            "We are not too far away from a national championship," said (John) Scott.
            Boosh Factor 4

            Originally posted by Brent Hoven
            Yeah, but you're my favorite hag.

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            • #1026
              Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

              What's a ghost's favorite meal?

              Ghoul-ash.
              Uncle Mickey: July 23, 1950-July 22, 2003

              WRPI, 91.5 FM...usually color commentary.

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              • #1027
                Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                If something is related to an air compressor, is it a pump kin?
                "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                • #1028
                  Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                  Today should be a really good day for St. Lawrence and for the professional football team in New Orleans.
                  "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                  "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                  "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                  "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                  • #1029
                    Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                    Don't forget to turn your clocks back tonight; Cher this message with your friends!
                    Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
                    "One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates
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                    • #1030
                      Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                      So the stoner says, "wow, so there is a special day dedicated to Jerry, Bobby, Phil, Billy, Mickey and Pig Pen? Far out, man!"
                      "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                      "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                      "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                      "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                      • #1031
                        Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                        Group of Catholic priests formed a band and went touring on the road. They're calling it the Hank Iggy Tour.
                        CCT '77 & '78
                        4 kids
                        5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                        1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                        ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                        - Benjamin Franklin

                        Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                        I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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