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    The store keeps calling me to come back, but all I wanted was one night-stand.

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    • Originally posted by NEWI Badger Fan View Post
      She criticized my apartment so I knocked her flat.
      She came in through the bathroom window?
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        Goaltenders do it with their glove hand
        Originally posted by mtu_huskies
        "We are not too far away from a national championship," said (John) Scott.
        Boosh Factor 4

        Originally posted by Brent Hoven
        Yeah, but you're my favorite hag.

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          What do you call a fake noodle?

          An impasta
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            The Invisible Couple announced the birth of a son. However, he was not much to look at.

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            • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

              Originally posted by NEWI Badger Fan View Post
              The Invisible Couple announced the birth of a son. However, he was not much to look at.
              Oh boy this joke was fairly transparent

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              • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars." The bear replies, "If you don't give me a beer, I'll eat that lady over there." The bartender says, "Go ahead."

                So the bear eats the lady and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears on drugs."

                "What do mean," asks the bear. "I'm not on drugs."

                "Yes, you are, that was the bar bi*ch you ate."
                Last edited by The Sicatoka; 07-11-2014, 10:21 AM.
                The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

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                • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                  Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                  A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars." The bear replies, "If you don't give me a beer, I'll eat that lady over there." The bartender says, "Go ahead."

                  So the bear eats the lady and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears on drugs."

                  "What do mean," asks the bear. "I'm not on drugs."

                  "Yes, you are, that was the bar bi*ch you ate."
                  Wow, what a downer .

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                    http://az163874.vo.msecnd.net/800e43...800-302337.jpg
                    BGSU Class of 2017

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                      How does a moonman cut his hair?

                      Eclipse it.
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                        How does a surrealist tie his shoe?

                        A fish.
                        Last edited by owslachief; 07-22-2014, 03:22 PM.

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                          Mother Nature enters the thread.
                          http://news.yahoo.com/george-harriso...180242109.html
                          CCT '77 & '78
                          4 kids
                          5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                          1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                          ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                          - Benjamin Franklin

                          Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                          I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                            What the saddest food?

                            Blue cheese.
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                              How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

                              Ten tickles.
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                              • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                                There's something fishy with this entire video.

                                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI

                                " ... she drank, ... she drank a lot!"
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