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  • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

    When I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were going out, I was all like O Mg!
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      My new theory on inertia doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum?
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        Yeah, zero gravity is cool, but quasars are really far out.
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          I relish the fact that you can mustard the energy to ketchup to me. You hotdog you.
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            When my foot falls asleep, does that mean I have coma toes?
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            • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

              What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

              HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE
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              • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
                What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

                HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE

                Correction: It should read what WAS Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination.
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                • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                  So there's a person on a boat in northwestern washington, with the waves lapping against it.

                  "Listen: that's the Puget Sound!"
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                  • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                    Originally posted by FreshFish View Post
                    So there's a person on a boat in northwestern washington, with the waves lapping against it.

                    "Listen: that's the Puget Sound!"
                    I heard a real knee-slapper last night about a squirrel, but I completely forgot what it was.

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                    • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                      If a jar of mayonnaise falls in the sink, does that mean it's Sinko de Mayo?
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                      • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                        Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                        If a jar of mayonnaise falls in the sink, does that mean it's Sinko de Mayo?
                        Winner! Sent my wife that text. Her reply was "You Smoke de Poto".

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                        • Re: Really Terrible Puns Vol 1

                          Now that Cinco de Mayo is over, it's time to return to celebrating the much more common "Hold de Mayo."
                          I celebrate as often as possible throughout the year.


                          (Yes I know, not a pun but subject matter fits )

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                            what's the sweetest part of the hockey game?

                            icing the puck.
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                              A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up 2 fingers and says, "I'd like 5 beers, please."

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                                The airline employee had trouble finding a girlfriend, he had a lot of baggage.
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