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    How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

    What does a hungry clock do? It goes back four seconds.
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      Think I heard my cats singing:

      Cat one: I'm just a purr boy, nobody rubs me.

      Cat two: HE'S JUST A PURR BOY, FROM A PURR FAMILY... SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MEOWNSTROSITY!
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        Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
        How does Moses make his tea beer? Hebrews it.
        yes, there is He'Brew Beer....

        http://www.shmaltzbrewing.com/HEBREW/
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          I asked one of my cats if he was feline groovy... he just walked away from me.
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            Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
            I asked one of my cats if he was feline groovy... he just walked away from me.
            Sure the cat was not a female named Renee?
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              Every year on this date, I think it is the drum major's favorite day of the year. It should be declared National Marching Band Day.

              March Forth on March Fourth
              "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

              "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

              "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

              "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                Did you hear about the angry pancake? I guess he just flipped.

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                  Originally posted by NEWI Badger Fan View Post
                  Did you hear about the angry pancake? I guess he just flipped.
                  In a former life, the angry pancake was a baseball player. He kept getting annoyed at the sound of "batter up."
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                    As read on I f-ing Love Science:

                    Newton: I don't believe you understand the gravity of the situation.
                    Einstein: I believe I'm relatively aware of it.
                    Darwin: Guys, don't let this evolve into an argument.
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                      Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

                      A: A gummy bear.
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                        Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                        Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?

                        A: A gummy bear.
                        That wasn't William "The Refrigerator" Perry? Oh OK I get it ... then it wouldn't really be a really terrible pun
                        Last edited by owslachief; 03-19-2014, 02:08 PM.

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                          Originally posted by ShirtlessBob View Post
                          Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
                          George Halas in the 1970s?
                          "Hope is a good thing; maybe the best of things."

                          "Beer is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

                          "Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." -- W. B. Yeats

                          "People generally are most impatient with those flaws in others about which they are most ashamed of in themselves." - folk wisdom

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                            how does a squirrel find his way through the forest?

                            he follows the psychopath.

                            (blatantly stolen from Mac D)
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                            Yeah, but you're my favorite hag.

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                              When the tyrannosaur has his afternoon cup of Earl Grey, could you call him a Tea Rex?
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                                If its nap time, and a kid refuses to go to sleep, is it resisting a rest?
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